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Just a quick note that we’ve moved the blogroll from the home page to it’s own page at Dave and Thomas Blogroll.  We just wanted to mention it because it gives us a good chance to post this great pic of Eliza Dushku.

Now, let’s get back to watching the Olympics. When’s curling start…?

20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven’t Aged Well : Manofest

Rip Torn Wins Nick Nolte Memorial Award For Drunken Awesomeness : Film Drunk

Predictions for the Final Season of LOST : Funny Crave

Were We Always Assholes? :  Heavy.com

14 horribly unappetizing vintage food ideas : Guyism

30 Crazy Captchas : Banned in Hollywood

What’s better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs on a Trampoline? Absolutely nothing. OK, maybe pizza : Foundry Music

Mel Gibson is Mad! : Moviefone

The Softer Side of the Marvel Universe: Comics Alliance

Lessons We’ve Learned from Gambling Movies : Moviefone

Tiger’s Transgressions – The Back 9 : Atom Comedy

Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream : Fork Party

Remember, Jesus Loves You : Comedy.com

Taylor Momsen doesn’t “f—ing” want to be a role model : Guyism

How to Create an Online Dating Profile That’ll Fill Your Mailbox : The Bachelor Guy

How To Report The News : Tasty Booze

Christina Aguilera Took Her Boob Salad To A Grammy Party  : Don Chavez

10 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Squads : Coed Magazine

Michael Bolton gets you ready for softball season : Epic Carnival

Bat Stuck In Hell: Songs From the Lost Batman Musical : Comics Alliance

Nicolas Cage’s Magical Mystery Hair : Maxim

01/31/07 NEVER FORGET

Danica Patrick Mega-gallery : All Left Turns

The Women of 24…All of Them : Funny Crave

Golden Globes: Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Would Not Be Denied : Don Chavez

As if bungee jumping wasn’t scary enough, this guy has a**hole friends to make it even scarier : Foundry Music

Nate Kaeding’s attempted suicide (according to Wikipedia). This was to be expected : Next Round

Mariah Carey’s CleavageAmazing Video Of A Pickup On The Wall Of Death Would Not Be Denied : DJMick

Chicago Bears Take Out Ad Apologizing For Crappy Season : NQTC.com

42 Crazy Fears and Phobias No Guy Should Ever Admit to Having : The Bachelor Guy

The 10 Dumbest Things Billy Bush Said Last Night at the Golden Globes : Filmdrunk

Stephon Marbury Signs to Play in China : The Hoop Doctors

15 Rock Stars That Went Off the Deep End : Fork Party

We were out of waterwings

The contestants enter the water portion of the Dave and Thomas triathlon

We were out of waterwings

The contestants enter the water portion of the Dave and Thomas triathlon

The end of the world is coming to East Tennessee, in a matter of speaking. A winter storm is coming and they are calling for 3-6 inches. Tragic, isn’t it?

We know Northerners are used to snow fall but down here we’re not. People flip the Hell out and for some reason the first thing they do is head to the grocery store and only buy 3 things: bread, milk, and eggs. It’s kinda freaky. You’d think maybe some bottled water or TP would be sold out but try buying bread before a snowstorm and you’ll be out of luck.

So, while Knoxville prepares for what someone from Pennsylvania might call a ‘dusting’ of snow, here are some links to keep you warm.

Celebrities: Artie Lange stabs himself in a suicide attempt : AfroJacks

Funny :  Lady Forgets She’s Not At Burger King  :  Tasty Booze

Funny : Newspaper misunderstanding  : Deaddog

Sports: 10 Fictional Sporting Events We’d Pay Good Money to Attend : Funny Crave

Funny :  Just another day on the school bus, rolling over mailboxes into a ditch with a dozen screaming kids : Foundry Music

Women :  30 years of sexy ladies: THE FINALS : Guyism

Tech : The Official iPhone App is out for Break.com! : All Left Turns

Funny: An Infographic Look Back at Historically Great Sex Scandals : MadAtoms

Sports: Top 10 NFL Players Who Wear Number 10 : The Pigskin Doctors

Tech: Control a Helicopter with your iPhone: Mashable

Funny :  Saruman The White Makes A Metal Concept Album: Gamma Squad

Funny : The Creepiest, Strangest and Most Depressing TV Commercials : URLesque

Geek : Superhero Versions of 80s Album Art by Cliff Chiang : Comics Alliance

Funny : The Ultimate Fish Punching Reality Show! : Atom.com

Movies: 20 Stupid Star Wars Character Names : Gunaxin

Society: 5,000 newly fat booted from “beautiful people only” website for holiday weight gain : The Bachelor Guy

Women: Molly Sims Tries To Put Viagra Out Of Business : Don Chavez

Animals : Animals, Funny 20 Moments In Animal Awesomeness : Banned in Hollywood

Celebrities : Michael Cera: Mind Murderer : Next Round

One of the craziest years on our books is over. Finally. Someone tap 2009 on the shoulder because it’s time to come out of the game. As the world gathers this week to celebrate the beginning of the new decade we are wondering about the status of our world.

Will our economy bounce back? Will vampire movies still be run into the ground? Will Tiger Woods recover? These are just some of the things on our mind as we take a look back at some of the best and worst of 2009 and reflect.

Maybe it’s the moonshine, but we’re feeling a little nostalgic.

We’d like to point out that the movie 2010 with Roy Scheider was full of crap.  We are no where near the ability to cruise around the moons of Jupiter much less have crazy-ass computers going on killing sprees or have the technology to give John Lithgow a full head of hair.

It’s all a crock!

Since we can’t go into space or fly around the city in our hovercar or personal jet pack, we are forced to stay here on Earth and take the best that society has to offer.  And by society we mean the Internet.  Pop culture had a big year in 2009 and here’s some of the highlights over the last 12 months.

December 2009: Japanese Nurse Prank

November 2009: And the Tiger Woods Scandal Begins

October 2009: Five Reasons Chicago Was Rejected For 2016 Olympic Games

September 2009: Rejected Titles of Sarah Palins New Book

August 2009: From Hell: Christian-Newsom Murder Trial Begins In Knoxville

July 2009:  Why is Captain Kirk Climbing a Mountain?

June 2009: 5 Best Zach Galifianakis Moments

May 2009:  Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory: You Sir Just Blew My Mind

April 2009: Great Japanese Fluorescent Light Fights

March 2009: Padma Lakshmi Sexy Hardee’s Burger Commercial

February 2009: Lily Allen Performing in Blue Lingerie

January 2009: Johnny Knoxville detained for inert grenade at airport

If you haven’t seen the new James Cameron movie Avatar you’re out of luck until April. But check out the new Gary Busey movie. It’s just as good.

We’re gonna take a day off to get caught up with our baglog of Netflix movies as well as the new “Star Trek” movie that’s out on Blu-Ray today.

The good news is that the Tennessee Vols men’s and women’s basketball team won Tuesday night as Bruce Pearl tries to get closer to 100 wins.

The bad news is that another Tennessee Vols football player got arrested. Tennessee freshman defensive back Nyshier Oliver was charged with shoplifting. Congratulations, idiot. You are going to lose a scholarship worth thousands for a shitty brown shirt worth $110.

Maybe they should teach some better math classes for these Freshmen so they can see how much $ they are pissing away. Maybe an ethics class at the least.

Anyway, enjoy the day off with Zach Galifianakis and his “Between Two Ferns.” This episode features Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter.