Bowden is the sexy yet dimwitted Cerie on “30 Rock” and is known for showing up only every 4 episodes and wearing less clothes each time. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing but they might want to increase her appearances.

In fact, I think the crew at TGS needs to head to the islands soon so we can get more of Katrina Bowden in a bikini!

It also turns out that Katrina Bowden is a bit of a nerd. If you think that Katrina Bowden is your dream girl you might want to watch this video first. She likes nerds but keeps them to a high standard.

Getting the chance to enter the shower with a lovely lady for some hot, wet sexy time is a great honor. Most guys dream about the opportunity but just getting in there and rubbing all over a lady with soap isn’t what it’s all about. There are lots of other things to take into consideration like junk you left in the tub and whether you will slip and fall.

Personally, if I’m gonna go out in this world I can think of worst things than my obit reading ‘slipped while porking a hot chick in the shower.’ It sure beats what the psychic said about my fate but luckily I will make sure to never, ever have sex with a toaster…..again.

So if you can’t make the festival of fun you can always live vicariously through us as we will be updating the Dave and Thomas Visit Bonnaroo Twitter Feed. Today it’s a fight to grab a ticket to the comedy tent and yes, it’s hotter than Hell out here right now.

So to all the hipsters, hippies and tree-huggers out there enjoy the show and drink plenty of fluids so you’re not one of those people who passes out in line.

The always popular fountain @ Bonnaroo. By the end of this weekend, it will produce a very fine hippie soup.

Tessie is a Tree Hugger

Tessie Tarrentino is a real life tree hugger. She cares about the environment, tries to recycle and literally goes around hugging trees. Do the trees get even more wood after a hug from Tessie? Probably. Unlock some of Tessie’s exclusive uncensored galleries below and get some wood, too!

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Party Girls (59 Photos)

Alcohol when used responsibly can lead to good times…when overused by these ladies it can lead to even better times.

Made Babe: Interview w/Wonder Years Danica McKellar

Who didn’t fall in love with Winnie Cooper, who made nerdy Kevin Arnold swoon on The Wonder Years? And just as Fred Savage has enjoyed post-show success (he’s directed episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Franklin & Bash, among others), Danica McKellar has grown into a smart, sexy bestselling author of three books (Math Doesn’t Suck, Kiss My Math and most recently Hot X: Algebra Exposed). What’s up now, Tina Yothers?

Bills Unleash New Uniforms….Finally

The Buffalo Bills are scheduled to unveil their new uniforms June 24th and I, for one, am grateful. The Bills have had a horrific performance over the last decade and their fate in New York remains in doubt. Now officials in Toronto, Ontario have made it very clear they would like to take control over the team and move it to Canada.

Stacy Keibler Drops Some Impressive See Through Cleavage

Stacy Keibler is absolutely (I know I use that word way to much) perfect. I love the skinny leg jeans that chicks are rocking now-a-days and Stacy is killing it in a pair of skin-tight red jeans, and a see-through tank top. It’s Friday so do nothing at work and stare at these very leggy, bootylicious, and adorably hot pictures of Stacy Keibler.

Hipster is awesome at biking, just kidding he falls directly on his face (video)

Nothing like a couple American spirits, a can of Pabst and a handful of broken teeth to let everyone know you’re soooo alternative.

Lotto Balls Explode On Live TV

You can’t win if you don’t play but you also can’t win if all the lotto balls shoot out of the tube and go everywhere. The good news is if you picked the numbers between 7 and 42 you probably won.

80s Video of the Week : Jack Wagner “All I Need” Live on Solid Gold

Now how old do you feel?

Dammit Janet! Wayne Gretzky’s Son Signs With Cubs

Wayne Gretzky
is one happy father right now. His son, Trevor, just got drafted this week to play a pro sport.

Here’s the bad news and you’ll want to be sitting down for this. Trevor….is a baseball player.

It’s not bad enough that the son of the best hockey player in the world, ever, has decided to join a different sport but then to have the Chicago Cubs draft Trevor is just insult to injury.

The odd lady dressed like a big bumblebee on the subway tries to enjoy her sulfate-riddled meat tube but has trouble staying awake.  Or maybe she’s just drunk.

Who knows but when you’re not in your right mind those hot dogs can be awful tricky.

Luckily she found the hot dog on the clean subway floor.

It didn’t go too far and with the 30-second rule all’s good.

Now if you were in a wheelchair and couldn’t afford a handy motorized version you could simply make your own. And to thing to you can trim the lawn at the same time. This video must’ve been filmed in the south. It’s the most redneck thing I’ve seen in awhile.

Michelle Rodriguez

Now the tough lady, who got her start as the boxer in “Girlfight,” takes on a tougher opponent: Sorority Pillow Fight!

OK, it sounds harmless (and sexy enough) but before you know it there’s some blood drawn and that means war.

Personally, I think all sexy pillow fights should end this way then I’d be sure to always watch them.  Oh, who am I kidding….I’ll watch any sexy pillow fight.

Together, united, they can make birds happy again.

To celebrate President’s Day it is customary to get sloshed on Schnapps and get arrested downtown in the Old City taking a whiz on a Vespa. At least that’s how I celebrate it. I didn’t get in trouble this year because allegedly I was able to outrun the cops. Score. I think the Presidents would be happy. At least Dubbyah would be proud.

You also must watch this awesome video that tells us about the history of George Washington, our 58th President. He was such a bad apple. We were also lucky to find this rare photograph of George Washington riding a hipster bear. We think this was in the Battle of Bleecker Street.

I was never that good in history class, I usually slept but I think that photo was from a tough battle that helped swing the tide against the Floridians during the 3rd Revolutionary War. Dang….how much Schnapps did I drink?

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It’s a dilemma. What to do when you have two sexy Elizabeth Mitchell clones and you have to save one of them. Which do you choose?

Do you go with the one you know, the one who knows you and trusts? The one that won’t make out with you? Or do you go with the one that wants to bed you down and make you forget all about Kate, that stupid girl who always gets you into trouble on the island. It’s a tough decision. I think this dude handles it well.

Stretched across several episodes are what fans have found out to be an actual “McBain” movie. The Simpsons did it again!