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Who doesn’t love a woman who loves to drink?!

Hey! We’re excited because “Star Trek” is finally coming out on DVD. We can’t believe we had to wait 5 months for it. This rapid turnover of movies nowadays is a far cry from when we grew up and movies came out on VHS about a year later. Usually the buzz of the movie had worn off by then and watching it again was almost a new experience unless you saw it a dozen times in the theater.

No streaming or torrents back in those days. Man, those days really sucked now that we think about it….

Raiders Girl Rocks

Sexy NFL Jersey Girls [68 Photos] : Coed Magazine

Your Brain After 17 Hours Of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 : Tasty Booze

Michael Jackson named MAD Magazine’s #1 Dumbest Person of 2009 : Comics Alliance

Cormac McCarthy Still A Fountain Wisdom : Film Drunk

86-Year-Old Titan’s Owner Bud Adams Flips Bird At Bills : Banned in Hollywood

The 30 Best Action Figures of the 80’s : Gunaxin

Smart Hooker, Dead Hooker: Today In TV Hooker News : Warming Glow

Hiroko Mima (aka Miss Universe Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (aka Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago 2008) threesome tape leaked. COMPLETELY NSFW. Completely Awesome. : Hollywood Grind

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics From Cabo : Don Chavez

Bruce Springsteen screams “Good evening, Ohio!” to all of his adoring fans in… Michigan : Foundry Music

Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof : DJ Mick

101 Signs You May Be Evil : Funny Crave

10 Female Celebs Who Should be Seen and Not Heard : Guyism

Worst Of Netflix: Erik Estrada, SPACE COP! : Heavy.com

Who Wore it Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition : Top Cultured

Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyes : I Heart Chaos

Women in traditional Bavarian dress enjoy a couple of the roughly 6.9 million liters (1.8 million gallons) of beer expected to be served at this year’s Oktoberfest in Germany.  Wow!  Above photo source.  Below photo source.

For more beer and cleavage check out our earlier post on Oktoberfest.

Bethanie Mattek-Sands gives us another reason, as if we needed it, to love Women’s tennis. This ball boy knows what we’re talking about. Check out more Bethanie Mattek-Sands and her cleavage,…uh, we mean tennis skills.

Insanely big boobs have a lot of uses that we are sure you have thought about already. We’ve seen them make great purses and now the same endowed chick is back with her version of the cleavage tool box. If you ever need something hammered… it’s nice to have these around!

Arnold would approve of August 4th being “No Megan Fox Day” which begs the question ‘What will we talk about.”

Technically, you can’t say that August 4th is “No Megan Fox Day” on that day to promote it or you violate the rules of the ban. Guess we’ll have to live.

We can do with a “No Jon and Fucking Kate plus whatever” ban for the rest of the year. Why they are so popular is beyond us…

• August 4th:  A World Without Megan Fox

• There Will Be Cleavage! Random Hot Girl Picture Dump [NSFW]
• Rusty Kuntz Approved: Dirtiest Names in Baseball
• Hold the Viagra!  Sex is banned in Nursing Homes
• Pick & Flick!  5 Disgusting Habits (and why you do them)
• The Daily Prank - Shovel To The Nuts, Can You Dig It?
• Cuz That Will Make Us Want To Watch: More Ads Coming to TV

• Who Makes The Funniest Hitler: Roseanne, The Simpsons or Cartman?
• Woot! 8-bit waterslide in real life
• College Football Preseason Top 25: Cheerleader Edition
• 10 Most Fanatically Hardcore Furniture Pieces Inspired By Video Games
• The Greatest Possible Cast For Jesus Christ Superstar Remake

• This Creepy Hippie Yoga Show Will Scare Kids Away
• The Top 19 Hottest Newscasters in America
• The 10 Most Embarrassing Moments In White People Dancing History
• Massive Scarlett Johansson Gallery
• Peach and Mario get it on like Pam Anderson & Tommy Lee

• Jennifer Hawkins did a bikini photo shoot
• A hilarious One Tree Hill Moment is TodaysBigThing!

ABC and Hulu have finally landed in bed together to our enjoyment.  ABC did a good job at streaming HD quality episodes of “LOST” on their end but there’s just something easy about HULU. Seasons 1 & 5 are currently online at HULU to watch and help us get our Evangeline Lilly fix.

Get caught up with “LOST” again with the Season 1 Pilot episode. That’s the good one. Be sure to also catch up on the whole season before the last season begins airing at the end of the year and we all find out that the whole thing is a dream and we cut to Patrick Duffy in the shower even though he’s been shot and supposed to be dead.