That’s nothing new for Fox, though. They love to do stuff like that and since I know they know we are a bit obsessed with Zooey I know they are doing this on purpose.

Thankfully, the USA Network has neared December which means 16 hours of the programming day on their television set will be airing back-to-back-to-back-to-back showings of Elf.

But the return of the New Girl this week means it’s time for the Christmas episode and that means bells! Jingle all the way, baby!

Zooey Deschanel New Girl Bells

Zooey Deschanel Animated GIF via Zooey-D

With the sexy comedy now out on Blu-ray you’ll get a chance to see all the fun extras. That means more of my favorite part of the movie, Jennifer Aniston.

If you haven’t seen the movie yet I won’t ruin it for you too much but know she steals the entire movie with her nasty gutter talk. Jennifer Aniston is very naughty in the movie as she continually harasses Charlie Day (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia).

Jon Benjamin, known to you and me as H. Jon Benjamin or Coach McGuirk or Archer, is out promoting his newest series on Comedy Central called ‘Jon Benjamin has a Van.’

It turns out that Benjamin spent his years earning his wings in the business helping out none other than Conan O’Brien while that show was on NBC and before the ‘Tonight Show’ debacle.

Fun clip as Jon Benjamin talks about playing a bong, pranking babies, and more.

For anyone that has ever read a story about Winehouse in the last 5 years you knew she struggled with substance abuse so the surprise isn’t so much there as sadness that she (or her friends) couldn’t help the singer kick the bad habits.

So we’re all guessing at this point it will be the drugs that did her in and it will be interesting to see the autopsy report.

Winehouse has as only two albums into her career but “Back to Black” album racked up about every award possible and helped make the soulful, bluesy style of her deep and sultry voice a hip item.

The years after “Back to Black” brought a very public decline. Her performances were erratic or much worse. She planned and canceled tours, went in and out of hospitals. Photos and videos showed her stumbling, bleeding and apparently taking drugs. With her boyfriend and then husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, who served jail time for attacking a pub landlord, Ms. Winehouse shared drug benders and never made it through rehab. The long, pathetic spectacle brought joy only to the jackals of the British tabloids, which sneered in big headlines at each new downturn.

But her self-destruction was a deep loss to listeners. Ms. Winehouse was no manufactured pop commodity. She was a genuine musician: one of the very small handful of British singers whose version of American soul music had a gutsiness and flair far beyond what could be studied.

It's those eyes….

It’s going to be hot out there this summah and be on the look out for everyone else Havin a Summah.

OK….she’s been in a few other things but just so you know, she’s hot. Very hot. Some might know Emmanuelle Chriqui starring in the HBO series “Entourage.”

And now thanks to our friends at The Campus Socialite we have been blessed with this glorious lesbian scene from one of Emmanuelle Chriqui’s other movies.

In some movie I’ve never heard of called “Elektra Luxx.” I’m sure it’s nowhere near as good as The Zohan but with this lesbian scene Emmanuelle Chriqui plays Bambi Lindberg. In this scene she gives Adrianne Palicki a lap dance. It is beautiful. I won’t be ashamed. I cried a bit….

It makes a few of the persons in the videos confused but it’s a great skit.

H. Jon Benjamin is the man behind the fun. You might not know the name H. Jon Benjamin. That’s because since he’s become a big voice-over guy he’s changed his name to Jon Benjamin. Hope that clears things up.

You will know his voice from a number of animated shows like:

Coach McGuirk from Home Movies

Carl from Family Guy

Bob's Burgers

….and of course, Archer!

Now the folks at Comedy Central and Funny or Die are teaming up to bring you a new comedy series centered around the guy who voices some of our favorite characters on TV. And if you haven’t gotten into “Archer” yet I can’t recommend it enough.

“Jon Benjamin Has A Van” is best described as a mix of skits and investigative journalism. Or as I like to call it, “Coach McGirk Drives Around and Asks Crazy Questions.”

Check out the quick look of the show as well as some of the “You Can’t Shoot Here” skit which premiers tonight.

Thankfully, Salma’s boobs made an appearance awhile back on NBC’s 30 Rock that I recently rewatched and got me missing her talents. Ahhhh….good times.

My God! They're Huge!

It’s a sad weekend because one of the childhood heroes of Dave and Thomas passed away this weekend. WWF Superstar “Macho Man” Randy Savage died in a car crash this weekend in Florida. Back in the day the WWF was fun and crazy and only girlie boys were fans of the Hulkster. We all know that the real men cheered on the Macho Man!

It’s a sad world with the Macho Man today and although we may never really replace the flamboyant entertainer/bad-ass we can all hope that the big guy is in a huge ladder match in the sky right now.

With the loss of one of the most awesome people ever to strap on leather boots we would like to dedicate this post to the Macho Man and play him off with one of our favorite clips. Here’s the big guy all geeked out and talking like only he can about one of his opponents.

Charlie from “Sunny”…. check.

Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Kevin Spacey and Jamie Foxx to round out a cast about wanting to kill your boss….check.

OK. Sounds like a fun movie. Wonder what else we can add to the fun?

I know. How about Jennifer Aniston in black lingerie deep throating a banana, licking a Popsicle and getter chompy on a hot dog! And that dark hair doesn’t hurt, either.

Whoever threw in that last element is a genius ‘cus it’s real and it’s happening. The movie is “Horrible Bosses” and it opens in July. In case that image just isn’t enough here’s an animated GIF of Jennifer Aniston Deep Throating a Banana! Glory, glory!!

This ranks up there with the Jennifer Aniston French Maid clip and Jennifer Aniston Sideboob clip.

Like that Brooklyn Decker scene in “Just Go With It” where she walks out of the ocean with her nuggets bouncing I can imagine the scenes you’re about to witness with a frisky Aniston doing a personal 9 1/2 weeks to herself is all of what’s in the movie.

But still, it’s a good way to get my attention. Here are the other two clips from that sexy scene as Aniston gets freaky with a Popsicle and a Hot Dog. Or as I like to call it, my dream come true.

If you’re actually interested in the movie here’s the trailer. It’s about 3 guys who have crappy bosses and they agree to kill them. I mean, seriously, who hasn’t been there before as crappy bosses are a dime a dozen.

Plus, the costume for Colin Farrell is awesome. Reminds me of Tom Cruise and his man-hands from “Tropic Thunder.” Take a look.

Michelle Rodriguez

Now the tough lady, who got her start as the boxer in “Girlfight,” takes on a tougher opponent: Sorority Pillow Fight!

OK, it sounds harmless (and sexy enough) but before you know it there’s some blood drawn and that means war.

Personally, I think all sexy pillow fights should end this way then I’d be sure to always watch them.  Oh, who am I kidding….I’ll watch any sexy pillow fight.

The original purveyor of green tail hits the big 80th B-Day.  Awesome.  The original Captain of the Starship Enterprise, William Shatner, celebrates his 80th Anniversary on Earth today and it’s well deserved.  I can only imagine all the kick-ass ways the Shat is celebrating his birthday. There will be strippers, booze, hobos and celebrities dancing the night away.

But I know how Shat will be celebrating his birthday. Don’t tell anyone, but he is going to make love to a mountain. Are you surprised?

But, is Charlie Sheen crazy or just trolling us for some laughs?

Who knows but he’s a lot more entertaining to watch than anything Emilio Estevez made. With the expectation of “Judgment Night.” That movie was hilarious.