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Yodeling Cat Sings In Creepy Christman Season

dangerdave — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 10:00:46 +0000

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a golden cup laced with acid because I don’t know if you see this or not but there’s a creepy cat yodeling some Christmas songs right here in this post.

I mean, you see that right? Cuz if not I need to get to the hospital.

WTF!?

Reduce The Risk of Cat Bites

dangerdave — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 08:10:25 +0000

Cats are generous creatures who do not mind changing their ways or habits. That’s why when one strays off the gentle path you will be lucky to find out that there is a cat muzzle. It reduces the risk of cat bites and by the look of the picture I’m sure that it won’t piss the cat off at all. [via]

Super Awesome Epic Bird/Cat Fight

dangerdave — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 21:04:01 +0000

Sorry. Not that kind of cat fight. This is the real deal.

Two cats and two birds are talking smack on the street. The two birds (crows? Jackdaws?) are easily on the same page here and visibly enjoy picking on a cat. Now you would think that if there was a cat being picked on by some birds that another cat coming onto the scene would help out the other cat. Right?

Nah….This is why cats can be jerks. The other cat fights the other cat who the birds are fighting. Nature’s awesome!

DJ Kitty Rawks The Rays

dangerdave — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 18:20:48 +0000

Screw the Rally Monkey! The Tampa Bay Rays DJ Kitty is in the house. The younger cousin of Keyboard Cat takes shows off his turntable skills and gets Rays fans excited with “Jump.”

DJ Kitty pops up on the Jumbotron during Rays gamest to get the hundreds of fans in attendance excited. I’m not sure if it works as a marketing campaign but you got my attention. Who wouldn’t want to see a cat dressed up in clothes and scratching out some beats?

If you can’t make it the Rays game, and judging by attendance numbers you haven’t, you can check out DJ Kitty below.

Boobies and Kittens

dangerdave — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:28:05 +0000

If you’re having a bad day just watch this helpful video to turn that around. It’s the two most found items on the Internet together in one awesome video.

Boobies and Kittens – watch more funny videos

Thirsty

dangerdave — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 16:04:17 +0000

Want! The Cat Belt

dangerdave — Mon, 31 May 2010 10:00:27 +0000

Why you would want a cat belt is not the issue. The fact this dude is still alive and his junk is still intact is the issue. Although, the cat doesn’t look to mind too much… [via]

Awwwwwww….. Cute Ass Kitten is Cute

dangerdave — Thu, 27 May 2010 14:00:15 +0000

Everybody now! Awwwwww….

Dreaming Kitty – watch more funny videos

Awesome! Cat in a dress walking a fish

dangerdave — Wed, 12 May 2010 11:00:52 +0000

Um….it’s just a Cat in a dress walking a fish on wheels while another cat wearing a collared shirt and glasses looks on from the clouds of a nighttime sky….Nothing unusual [via]

Awwww….Kittens On a Slide

dangerdave — Tue, 11 May 2010 15:09:02 +0000

The daily cute video, which we post about once every 3 weeks because we’re lazy, features a kitting sliding down a slide and then the mom comes down and brings it back up. Then the other kitten pops out and slides down. You get the idea of the cycle of stupidity these kittens bring to the table.

Serius the Nintendo Hater

dangerdave — Mon, 10 May 2010 12:08:06 +0000

This cat Serius hates it when his pet play Nintendo. Maybe he’s a Sega fan.

My cats like to be in hot sauna

dangerdave — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:32:10 +0000

In Finland, we are bath in sauna with cats.

Science Cat is on it

dangerdave — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:00:30 +0000

Don’t worry about any illnesses in the future. Science Cat is on it.

Don’t worry about greenhouse gases. Science Cat is on it.

And don’t worry about shortages of food or medicine. Science Cat is on it.

Good kitty.

Standing Cat is Creepy

dangerdave — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:25:19 +0000

Standing Cat is waiting for his pizza he just ordered from Papa John’s in between missions on GTA IV.

Wait. Is that him?

Yoda Cat is Creepy

dangerdave — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:18:00 +0000

That cat creeps me the heck out!