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Bonnaroo 2011 – Fan Arrested At Florence and the Machine Show

dangerdave — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:19:06 +0000

We’re enjoying the weekend of awesomeness that is known as Bonnaroo and it’s hot as Hell. The good news is that there’s lots to keep us busy and there’s never a dull moment around the music festival. Most of the fun is enjoying the crowd who are pretty awesome.

One of our favorites so far is the hipster Yoda backpack. I’m not sure why, but this just stuck out as funny in a crowd of Abby-normals.

Then there’s this dude who gets carted away in front of Thomas, who just happened to have his camera nearby. The dude went a little too crazy, not sure what exactly, at the Florence & the Machine show.

A bunch of big security guards sit on him and cart him away. We’re not sure where he ended up but the rumor is the stuffed him in one of the uncleaned porta-potties. It gets fun near the end of the video when the bad dude starts cussing because he knows that’s how you make friends with a 300 lb man sitting on you.

Bonnaroo!!! Boy those Florence & the Machine fans sure are rowdy. At Bonnaroo 2011 a fan gets a little too rowdy and gets carted away by security. (NSFW language)

Daily Timekillers Visits Hippies at Bonnaroo

dangerdave — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 20:22:40 +0000

Hollar bitches. For those of you that don’t live around here and just don’t know, it’s the weekend of Bonnaroo which means it’s time to head to a hot-ass field in the Tennessee and sweat to the music.

So if you can’t make the festival of fun you can always live vicariously through us as we will be updating the Dave and Thomas Visit Bonnaroo Twitter Feed. Today it’s a fight to grab a ticket to the comedy tent and yes, it’s hotter than Hell out here right now.

So to all the hipsters, hippies and tree-huggers out there enjoy the show and drink plenty of fluids so you’re not one of those people who passes out in line.

The always popular fountain @ Bonnaroo. By the end of this weekend, it will produce a very fine hippie soup.

Tessie is a Tree Hugger

Tessie Tarrentino is a real life tree hugger. She cares about the environment, tries to recycle and literally goes around hugging trees. Do the trees get even more wood after a hug from Tessie? Probably. Unlock some of Tessie’s exclusive uncensored galleries below and get some wood, too!

Good Night Internet

Party Girls (59 Photos)

Alcohol when used responsibly can lead to good times…when overused by these ladies it can lead to even better times.

Made Babe: Interview w/Wonder Years Danica McKellar

Who didn’t fall in love with Winnie Cooper, who made nerdy Kevin Arnold swoon on The Wonder Years? And just as Fred Savage has enjoyed post-show success (he’s directed episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Franklin & Bash, among others), Danica McKellar has grown into a smart, sexy bestselling author of three books (Math Doesn’t Suck, Kiss My Math and most recently Hot X: Algebra Exposed). What’s up now, Tina Yothers?

Bills Unleash New Uniforms….Finally

The Buffalo Bills are scheduled to unveil their new uniforms June 24th and I, for one, am grateful. The Bills have had a horrific performance over the last decade and their fate in New York remains in doubt. Now officials in Toronto, Ontario have made it very clear they would like to take control over the team and move it to Canada.

Stacy Keibler Drops Some Impressive See Through Cleavage

Stacy Keibler is absolutely (I know I use that word way to much) perfect. I love the skinny leg jeans that chicks are rocking now-a-days and Stacy is killing it in a pair of skin-tight red jeans, and a see-through tank top. It’s Friday so do nothing at work and stare at these very leggy, bootylicious, and adorably hot pictures of Stacy Keibler.

Hipster is awesome at biking, just kidding he falls directly on his face (video)

Nothing like a couple American spirits, a can of Pabst and a handful of broken teeth to let everyone know you’re soooo alternative.

Lotto Balls Explode On Live TV

You can’t win if you don’t play but you also can’t win if all the lotto balls shoot out of the tube and go everywhere. The good news is if you picked the numbers between 7 and 42 you probably won.

80s Video of the Week : Jack Wagner “All I Need” Live on Solid Gold

Now how old do you feel?

Dammit Janet! Wayne Gretzky’s Son Signs With Cubs

Wayne Gretzky
is one happy father right now. His son, Trevor, just got drafted this week to play a pro sport.

Here’s the bad news and you’ll want to be sitting down for this. Trevor….is a baseball player.

It’s not bad enough that the son of the best hockey player in the world, ever, has decided to join a different sport but then to have the Chicago Cubs draft Trevor is just insult to injury.

Bonnaroo Music Festival, Day 2

dangerdave — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:45:25 +0000

Thomas and Uncle Randy are visiting the Bonnaroo Music Festival in nearby Manchester, Tennessee. On day 2, they continued the hard task of enjoying the wide variety of offerings while braving a hot and muggy day.

Fuzzy Horned Bikini

First of all, it was hot as Hell today at Bonnaroo. A lot of people seemed to hang out in their tents during midday and the amount of freaky costumes and odd people out this afternoon was very low. Thankfully, they started to come out once the sun went down. The Fuzzy Horned bikini chick was an example of that.

The reality of the Roo is that if you really want to get close to a performance, you got to get there early and not mind being crammed into a hot, humid space with a bunch of people with questionable hygiene habits.

It was really, really hot here today and there was a lady who passed out in line at the Adult Swim T Shirts. She was tended to and got up but refused to lose her place in line! She’s a trooper.

And as expected, the music lineup was killer. Lots of rock with the Kings of Leon, Tenacious D (doing their awesome thing), and the Flaming Lips teamed up with the Death Star and White Dwarfs to do a cover of Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon,” complete with the huge ‘Hamster Ball’ from the Lips’ 2007 performance.

The Carolina Chocolate Drops pulled out their fiddles and banjos and gave a great show that had the tent rocking. We then wandered around before finding She & Him, the band of actress Zooey Deschanel. Sorry, no pics of Zooey. We were too far back.

Once the sun went down and the heat subsided, we were able to relax more and enjoy the shows. Thankfully, there was plenty of water offered to chase down the beers.

Thomas’ Bonnaroo Adventures, Day 1

dangerdave — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:00:21 +0000

Bearded Clam. Awesome!

The middle of June always marks the annual trip of music fans to Manchester, Tennessee, to join in the fun of the Bonnaroo Music Festival. Thomas volunteered to head down there this year (again) to cover the events for the site with our good pal Uncle Randy. Here’s his report:

The weather was expected to be nasty with thunderstorms in the area which didn’t quite pan out but the weather was very muggy. Most of the first day, once we got out of traffic which took hours to go the last few miles. On the way we saw the coolest thing as a dude was on the side of the road selling BBQ out of his smoker made from kegs. So cool.

We spent most of the afternoon settling in and getting the tent pitched up. The best part, however, is our VIP tickets got us free meals and free beer which we took full advantage of let me tell you.

After that we hit up the great guys from Adult Swim to play free carnival games, Adult Swim style, and a chance to win some swag.

As expected, lots of interesting personalities at Bonnaroo. And I’ve included a picture of what I like to call the hippie showers, or as they call it here the Bonnaroo fountain. It’s running clear water right now but will probably be a little foul after the weekend. Let’s just say there aren’t too many bars of soap here. Or deodorant sticks….

Gonna try to catch Margaret Cho in the comedy tent tonight if we get tickets, and plan on catching The xx perform. Our tent neighbors, or our Roo neighbors as we like to call them, are pretty cool.

You can follow the crazy adventures of Thomas and Uncle Randy on Twitter.

FTW! Bonnaroo 2009 Lineup Annouced

ThomThumb — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:31:47 +0000

Bonnaroo – 2009 Artist Lineup

I’m great

The 2009 Bonnaroo lineup has been announced and it doesn’t look like Kanye West will be in the lineup this year. After the conceited crybaby gave Bonnaroo a much publicized delay and half-assed performance last year it was debated to ask Kanye back not to sing but rather sit on stage and look in a mirror and tell himself how much of a talent he is.

AC Entertainment reconsidered the offer and schedule someone who can sing without digital enhancement.

Despite Kanye’s antics, last year’s show was great, …as usual.

The Bruce Springsteen revival tour is headling Bonnaroo this year along with the jam-band Phish for 2 shows, Beastie Boys, Snoop Dogg, NIN, Wilco, and Elvis Costello. Not a bad lineup at all.

Tickets will be on sale for the mid $200’s and is still one of the best values for concert going you can buy. For 4 days you can rock out to a continuous lineup of bands, comedians and entertainment.

Random Bonnaroo Garbage

dangerdave — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:12:24 +0000

Ahhh….Bonnaroo weekend. That time of year when everyone’s inner-hippie pops out and gets high to the music. This year’s festival has started with a lineup including Bruce Springsteen, Phish, and the Beastie Boys. A few other bands are supposed to show up, too.

A weekend treat for you all. The cult comedy “Three O’Clock High!” So grab a bag of Cheetos and sit back for a great 80’s flick that features the nerd vs. the bulley. Great entertainment and a nice way to not work for 2 hours.