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	<title>Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers &#187; apple</title>
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		<title>Steve Jobs Has Died. My Five Stages of Grief &#8211; Community Style</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/10/06/steve-jobs-has-died-my-five-stages-of-grief-community-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 08:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Jobs, the visionary CEO of Apple, has passed away. Very few people influenced the world in one way much less the way Jobs innovated several. Music, computers and even retail have changed for the better. And next year you might keep an eye on TVs as Jobs legacy isn&#8217;t gone yet. The projects he ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve Jobs, the visionary CEO of Apple, has passed away.  Very few people influenced the world in one way much less the way Jobs innovated several.  </p>
<p>Music, computers and even retail have changed for the better.  And next year you might keep an eye on TVs as Jobs legacy isn&#8217;t gone yet. The projects he has pipelined will spurt out of Apple for years to come and I am curious as to what all is out there to be seen.</p>
<p><center><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/steve-jobs-dies.jpg"><img src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/steve-jobs-dies.jpg" alt="Steve Jobs Dies. I am sad" title="Steve Jobs Dies.  I am sad" width="420" height="435" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17160" /></a></center><br />
It&#8217;s hard to put into words how I felt when I heard about the passing of Jobs.  Oddly enough, it was on my iPhone.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m bad at expressing my emotions so to kinda show how my stages of grief went here are my friends from NBC&#8217;s awesome show Community.  I think they pegged it good.<br />
<center><br />
<h3>1. Denial</h3>
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<h3>2. Anger</h3>
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<h3>3. Bargaining</h3>
<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/z14gw.gif" title="Chang NBC Community animated gif" /></p>
<h3>4. Depression</h3>
<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/qy5g9.gif" title="NBCs Community animated gif" width="350"/></p>
<h3>5. Acceptance</h3>
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<p>And with that I will begin my 7 day mourning period.</p>
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		<title>Introducing Apple&#8217;s Newest Device You Have To Have</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/04/21/introducing-apples-newest-device-you-have-to-have/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/04/21/introducing-apples-newest-device-you-have-to-have/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 04:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ThomThumb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we were watching Conan last night and caught a commercial for Apple&#8217;s newest product. We&#8217;re still unsure what exactly it does, but we&#8217;re pretty sure Dave is going to buy one. Of course, this isn&#8217;t Conan&#8217;s first shot at the cult that is Apple, having already poked fun at Apple&#8217;s iPad 2 earlier this ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So we were watching Conan last night and caught a commercial for Apple&#8217;s newest product. We&#8217;re still unsure what exactly it does, but we&#8217;re pretty sure Dave is going to buy one.<br />
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<p>Of course, this isn&#8217;t Conan&#8217;s first shot at the cult that is Apple, having already poked fun at Apple&#8217;s iPad 2 earlier this year. Of course, we&#8217;re pretty sure Dave got one of those too.</p>
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		<title>Chocolate Covered iPad</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/06/16/chocolate-covered-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 16:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing says &#8220;I Love You&#8221; like a box of chocolates and if you are wanting to impress that lovely lady of yours think about giving her a chocolate covered gift. It&#8217;s yummy and romantic. And what happens if that lovely lady of yours is an Apple fan and really, really wants one of those new ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing says &#8220;I Love You&#8221; like a box of chocolates and if you are wanting to impress that lovely lady of yours think about giving her a chocolate covered gift.  It&#8217;s yummy and romantic.</p>
<p>And what happens if that lovely lady of yours is an Apple fan and really, really wants one of those new iPads all the kids are talking about?</p>
<p>Well, you <a href="http://aheadrobot.com/2010/06/12/ipad-unchocolateboxing/">dunk it in chocolate</a>, of course!</p>
<p>Think of it as a Kit Kat that won&#8217;t play Flash.</p>
<p><a href="http://aheadrobot.com/2010/06/12/ipad-unchocolateboxing/"><img src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chocolate-iPad.jpg" alt="chocolate iPad" title="chocolate iPad" width="500" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12288" /></a></p>
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		<title>The iPhone Ad You&#8217;ll Never See</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/04/13/the-iphone-ad-youll-never-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an ad for the iPhone, or as we call it the iPad Nano, that you&#8217;ll never see]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s an ad for the iPhone, or as we call it the iPad Nano, that you&#8217;ll never see.</p>
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		<title>But Does He Get A Discount on an IPad?</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/04/07/but-does-he-get-a-discount-on-an-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you might have heard, Apple is releasing a new product called the iPad.  Yeah, we know.  They should maybe promote it if they want to sell any&#8230; At the Easter Eve debut of the iPad in the Palo Alto, California, store there was a surprise guest in the line.  Apple&#8217;s brain Steve Jobs was ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/steve-jobs-apple-store.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-10790" title="Steve Jobs Makes Easter Eve Appearance" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/steve-jobs-apple-store-550x733.jpg" alt="Steve Jobs Makes Easter Eve Appearance" width="550" height="733" /></a></p>
<p>As you might have heard, Apple is releasing a new product called the iPad.  Yeah, we know.  They should maybe promote it if they want to sell any&#8230;</p>
<p>At the Easter Eve debut of the iPad in the Palo Alto, California, store there was a surprise guest in the line.  Apple&#8217;s brain Steve Jobs was caught walking in the store and checking out the event.  [<a href="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2010/04/steve_jobs_has_risen.php">via</a>]</p>
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		<title>iPhone Apploot &#8211; One App a Day</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/03/02/iphone-apploot-one-app-a-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/03/02/iphone-apploot-one-app-a-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alrighty iPhone freaks (like us), time to check out Apploot.com. This site takes a look at one App a day with a review and a handful of promo codes for lucky addicts like us to take advantage of. Since Apple just pulled the plug on all the skimpy iPhone Apps in their store, we know ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/apploot.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-10016" title="Apploot.com" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/apploot-300x192.jpg" alt="Apploot.com" width="300" height="192" /></a>Alrighty<strong> iPhone</strong> freaks (like us), time to check out <a href="http://apploot.com/">Apploot.com</a>.</p>
<p>This site takes a look at one App a day with a review and a handful of promo codes for lucky addicts like us to take advantage of.</p>
<p>Since Apple just pulled the plug on all the skimpy iPhone Apps in their store, we know you have the room to add some more and there&#8217;s only so many fart Apps you can add.</p>
<p>So we gave it a shot.  Today they had an <strong>iPhone App</strong> for a VOLT which is normally $.99.  We checked out the reviews, which sounded decent, and were able to get a free redemption code that was easily entered into the iTunes Store.</p>
<p>And viola! We had the App to try and use for our own.  Pretty f&#8217;n cool.</p>
<p>Hopefully the peeps at <a href="http://apploot.com/"><strong>Apploot.com</strong></a> will continue to add more cool stuff.  And just like Woot, you just need to check back daily for your fix.</p>
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		<title>Let Us Make Fun of the iPad</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/01/30/let-us-make-fun-of-the-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Apple iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine. Everyone is making fun of this little retarded TV and College Humor thinks its most revolutionary feature is its big fat stupidness. Not hard to argue that one! Hell, even Pee-Wee&#8217;s getting in on the fun and it&#8217;s only been out a few days! See more funny ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/01/28/all-hail-the-macipad-the-apple-ipad-sucks-or-does-it/"><strong>Apple iPad</strong></a> is a Comedy Gold Mine.  Everyone is making fun of this little retarded TV and <strong>College Humor</strong> thinks its most revolutionary feature is its big fat stupidness.  Not hard to argue that one!  Hell, even Pee-Wee&#8217;s getting in on the fun and it&#8217;s only been out a few days!<br />
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<div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:520px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos/ls:11670">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/ls:11670">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/ls:11670">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
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<p>Hitler is informed about the iPad and he&#8217;s none too happy!</p>
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<p>HELLO! Dom Joly out and about with his new iPad.  It&#8217;s not a phone but it&#8217;s cool so that&#8217;s what really matters.</p>
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<div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/d2b714361c/hello" title="from FoD Team UK, Dom Joly, and Al_Campbell">HELLO!</a> &#8211; watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/" title="on Funny or Die UK">funny videos</a></div>
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<p>Dean Jobs, Steve Jobs &#8216;special&#8217; little brother, announces Apple&#8217;s newest product, the iPad Shuffle.  It&#8217;s so small it can fit in your nose.  Well, we&#8217;re not sure that&#8217;s a great selling point but neither is lack of multi-tasking or no Flash.</p>
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<p>Ipad Australian Advert Parody that was done on the Hot30 Countdown and showcases the benefits of the iPad</p>
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<p>Apple introduces what everyone was asking for- an oversized, underwhelming iPod Touch.  It has 1/2 the functions of a netbook at twice the price.  It&#8217;s almost as useful as the <strong>MacBook Air.</strong></p>
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<p>Pee-wee has something new to show to the Playhouse Gang and it&#8217;s not his abstinence ring!  It&#8217;s a new <strong>Apple iPad!</strong> And it&#8217;s gonna change how the Gang does everything.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7a03edbd7/pee-wee-gets-an-ipad"><img src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pee-wee-ipad.jpg" alt="Pee-wee Gets An iPad!" title="Pee-wee Gets An iPad!" width="520" height="288" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9309" /></a></p>
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		<title>All Hail the MaciPad! The Apple iPad Sucks&#8230;.Or Does It?</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/01/28/all-hail-the-macipad-the-apple-ipad-sucks-or-does-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is dedicated to the great Steve Jobs. Thank you for creating the best name ever for a heavily anticipated device. We can&#8217;t thank you enough for the iPad. (**snicker**) We hoped and prayed that you wouldn&#8217;t give into conventional naming like iSlate or iTablet or iSaac*.  As we debated about the naming of ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/stevejobs-ipad.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9235" title="Steve Jobs Ipad" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/stevejobs-ipad.jpg" alt="Steve Jobs Ipad" width="520" height="381" /></a>This post is dedicated to the great <strong>Steve Jobs</strong>.</p>
<p>Thank you for creating the best name ever for a <a href="http://mashable.com/2010/01/27/apple-ipad-downsides/" target="_blank">heavily anticipated device.</a></p>
<p>We can&#8217;t thank you enough for the <strong>iPad. </strong><em> (**snicker**) </em></p>
<p>We hoped and prayed that you wouldn&#8217;t give into conventional naming like iSlate or iTablet or iSaac*.  As we debated about the naming of the device we got giddy at the first mention of something that sounded like a social media tampon.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/01/27/mad-tv-ipad-commercial-from-4-years-ago/" target="_blank"><strong>Apple iPad</strong></a>. <em> (**snicker**) </em></p>
<p>There&#8217;s a black 16GB, 32GB, or even a 64GB model for those heavy flow days on the Internet. But, thankfully, it&#8217;s not available in white.</p>
<p>And don&#8217;t worry about spotty <a href="http://mashable.com/2010/01/27/ipad-whats-missing/" target="_blank">3G coverage</a>.  You&#8217;ll get WiFi with this standard.</p>
<p>Thank you, Apple, for all the fun we will have over the next few years and it&#8217;s nice to see you catering your products to women.  We guess the iPad name is better than their second choice, the <strong>MaciPad</strong>.  <em>heehee&#8230;.(say it out loud)<br />
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<p>The promise of jokes to come from naming your device the iPad<em> (**snicker**) </em>is so beautiful that we will overlook for now that you just spent an hour and a half trying to convince us that the large iPod Touch in your hand is revolutionary.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve earned it. Congrats.  You have re-invented the NetBook as only Apple could.</p>
<p>While <a href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5458382/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad" target="_blank">not all fans are happy</a> with the device, we are quite pleased.</p>
<p>*= as in Newton,&#8230;wink, wink</p>
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		<title>Mad TV iPad Commercial&#8230;from 4 years ago!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ohhhh&#8230;the ibeauty!   Mad TV made this killer iPad parody commercial complete with vaginal firewall protection at least 4 years back.  While Apple may never admit they made a PR flub with the name that sounds like a digital Maxipad, we can&#8217;t help but wonder what the Heck Steve Jobs was thinking when he approved the ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/madtv-ipad-commercials.jpg"><img src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/madtv-ipad-commercials-300x229.jpg" alt="" title="Mad TV iPad" width="300" height="229" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9232" /></a>Ohhhh&#8230;the ibeauty!   <strong>Mad TV </strong>made this killer i<strong>Pad parody commercial </strong>complete with vaginal firewall protection at least 4 years back.  While Apple may never admit they made a PR flub with the name that sounds like a digital Maxipad, we can&#8217;t help but wonder what the Heck Steve Jobs was thinking when he approved the name.  </p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t he have an immature sense of humor like the rest of us?<br />
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