Daily Timekillers Are Ready For Mad Men to Return

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March 22, 2012 links
Daily Timekillers Are Ready For Mad Men to Return

I Can’t Stop Listening – Cash For Gold Song from Last Night’s ‘South Park’ [Warming Glow]

Tebow, Tebow, Tebow! Jets, Jets, Jets! – New York is a huge NFL market ready to get Tebowed in the a**. If you thought Jets fans were obnoxious to begin with, wait until next season when the Tebow divide hovers over Gotham. [The Pigskin Doctors]

The Walking Dead Google Map – This is pretty cool. Its a Google map of all the important story lines that have happened on AMC’s The Walking Dead. Click on the picture to get to the Google map and use the left-hand scroll to check it out. [Turd Ferguson]

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The Hottest Women from Mad Men -AMC TV brings back the hit show Mad Men. Don’t forget to catch up on the past seasons on Netflix before the premier this Sunday of the latest season. It’s full of awesomeness including hot women. Here’s a breakdown of the best of the bunch. [Ranker]

It’s About Time(ing) : Radulov Returns To Predators For Playoffs – Our Nashville Predator are gearing up for the NHL playoffs and have brought back the prodigal son. [The Puck Doctors]

Meme Watch: Pissed Old Guy Is Very Pissed, Very Old — Hey, everybody. An old man’s talking! [Uproxx]

Snow White and the Hunstsman movie trailer – Typically no one would care about a Snow White movie, but since Charlize Theron is in it we’d thought we would share the trailer [Repos Delight]

A Photographic History of Jennifer Lawrence’s Brief Career — I’d like to say I knew her before she was famous, but that would require admitting I watched “The Bill Engvall Show.” [Pajiba]

Goggle Chrome Snooki’s Baby Commercial – The Jersey Shore’s Snookie is preggers. What will MTV do? Oh yeah, exploit it. Brought to you by Goggle Chrome and Child Services. [College Humor]

Next On The History Channel! Japanese Fart Wars

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March 21, 2012 humor
Next On The History Channel! Japanese Fart Wars

Although I have yet to see this on Netflix or Hulu, I just know somewhere there is a documentary video on the History Channel about the Japanese Fart Wars of 1885. I bet Mike Rowe narrates it.

I don’t know the backstory of this war but it looks epic and I’m telling you right now, I’d be a warrior! I’d be the Taco Bell Commander of the 4th Airborne Division. My platoon could wipe out villages I tell you!

Plus, I think this would make a great DLC for Call of Duty. Ditch the Noob Tubes and rocket launchers. Let the soldiers got to battle with their butts. I’d pay for that. In fact, I’d actually buy it and gift it to friends.

Even though it might be considered classical art it’s a bit NSFW as, well, you know…it’s dudes farting. There are some twig and berries in there if you look closely and why wouldn’t you?

Via Reddit via whatevertheheckthis is

Mad Men Returns To AMC TV With The Best Of Roger Sterling

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March 21, 2012 television
Mad Men Returns To AMC TV With The Best Of Roger Sterling

He’s crude. He’s crass. He’s… well, he’s Roger.

I personally cannot think of anyone who could replace the fantastic John Hamm as the damaged yet brilliant Don Draper on AMC’s Mad Men. The show returns (FINALLY!) to TV after almost a year and a half off and I am ready for my fix.

One of the best characters on the show is the surprisingly great Jon Slattery as Don’s former boss and now co-partner, Roger Sterling. If you haven’t been introduced to Roger yet let me just say he’s what you would be a fun guy to have a drink with. Don’t think I’d want him as a boss but I would love to kick back some drinks with the guy.

So to get primed for the big event this Sunday on AMC, where Mad Men returns with a 2-hour premier, here’s an epic gallery of the 50 Best Moments of Roger Sterling highlighting some of his best non-PC moments and one-liners.

Roger Sterling Mad Men

The Hunger Games Game Is A Battlefield

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March 20, 2012 movies
The Hunger Games Game Is A Battlefield

I actually don’t know a lot about The Hunger Games. It’s a movie now. I’m told it’s a book and not some kind of amateur Olympics organized by Kony or The Invisible Children.

But after seeing the trailer for the new movie I looked up more info on it.

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First, I started by checking out the recent works of Richard Bachman. It actually turns out it’s not a sequel or remake of his Running Man so that means Arnie won’t be in it.  And I question how good the movie would be without Richard Dawson or Jesse Ventura in it.  I actually question that about every movie these days because you can’t really get enough of the bat-shit insane Ventura in a  movie.

Can you imagine a movie with Nick Nolte, Gary Busey and Jesse Ventura in it?  That would be so sweet and it would make a great buddy comedy seeing three old guys going back to college.  Think Back to School meets Old School.

Take my money now!

So, there that is. If anything it just shows I should go out and read more books that don’t have Dilbert or Get Fuzzy in bold print on the front.

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