Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Thomasses Retro Video of the Week hails from the 1999 Bloodhound Gang album “Hooray for Boobies.” The only thing better than the name of the album is the video for the single “Bad Touch” which features the gang dressed up like monkeys.

Monkeys, boobs, and sex.

Thomas’ type of video!

Keanu Reeves shows us How to Keep an Idiot Busy.

Whoa!

Alrighty iPhone freaks (like us), time to check out Apploot.com.

This site takes a look at one App a day with a review and a handful of promo codes for lucky addicts like us to take advantage of.

Since Apple just pulled the plug on all the skimpy iPhone Apps in their store, we know you have the room to add some more and there’s only so many fart Apps you can add.

So we gave it a shot.  Today they had an iPhone App for a VOLT which is normally $.99.  We checked out the reviews, which sounded decent, and were able to get a free redemption code that was easily entered into the iTunes Store.

And viola! We had the App to try and use for our own.  Pretty f’n cool.

Hopefully the peeps at Apploot.com will continue to add more cool stuff.  And just like Woot, you just need to check back daily for your fix.

It’s always kind to apologize when you do something like this.

Do you like looking at pictures of hot women?

C’mon, don’t lie now….

Well, Maxim Magazine knows you do and they need your help in picking out ten Hometown Hotties.

You can vote from dozens of women and check out their pictures and profiles.

Nice.  Think of it as a research project.  And like any good scientist you’ll want to take the time to look through all the pictures to come to an educated decision.

And don’t be afraid to click on the thumbnails of their faces.  You’ll be treated to more (larger!) pictures where you can click the “Vote Now” button and their thumbnail will show up your voting section.  Man, we love technology.

The Sci-Fi SyFy Channel is an enigma. On one hand they can produce an epic work of art like Battlestar Galactica.

On the other hand they can produce the awesomely bad Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Most of the odd moments on SyFy can be attributed to director Roger Corman who is busy right now finishing up the soon-to-be classic Sharktopus.  Yes.  Sharktopus.

The hybrid giant terrorizes the seas in a must-see television event.  With that in mind, here’s a look at 9 Badass Hybrid Monsters that Deserve their Own Movie.

BearSharktopus

Toyota cars and trucks have been hit with a nasty round of recalls over stuck accelerators and bad brakes. To help explain why the brake issue needs to be fix we have found this short clip from Tommy Boy featuring Thomas R. “Tommy Boy” Callahan III (Chris Farley) and a demonstration on how brakes fail.

Can you feel the love tonight?!  This little dude is prepping for the
live action movie adaption of the Lion King.

It’s Monday and what better way to wake up and start another week of deliriously boring work for the Man than to get in a good workout?

What? Too lazy/busy to workout. Check out this video of a hot Asian girl in a pink bikini working out. It’s the next best thing. Actually, it’s better.

This is what happens when a tree branch falls on a power line. The same thing happens with hobos but they’re much harder to toss up there.