Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Think you city sucks. Try living here for awhile. Here’s the Australian government’s webcam for its Antarctic station.

For all those movies that didn’t end the way you wanted them, a couple of guys have taken it into their own hands to make new endings. “Weird Science” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” are first up for your viewing…

Who is Lawrence Wenngrodd ?

This post put up for those looking for Lawrence Wenngrodd.

Here’s the answer…Lawrence Wenngrodd is…

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Dave and Thomas are no strangers to a good melee.

Back when Dave and Thomas heard that Corey Haim and Feldman were hanging at the local IHOP after a Comic Con there was a stampede toward the pancake house which resulted in Dave getting racked on a bicycle stand and Thomas getting pushed into the bushes and getting all scratched up.

Now, the Playstation 3 is out and a whole new craze of nuts and nerds are flocking to electronics counters in search of one. Here’s a clip of a guy running into a flagpole trying to get into a Wal-Mart for a PS3. He claims he was pushed, as would anyone who got caught on tape doing this. Dave and Thomas think he should continue with his lawsuit and throw in BORAT and Lawrence Wenngrodd on there somewhere. That seems to be popular this week.

KUBRICK 2001 EXPLAINED

A Funny List of Movie Cliches

When a girl is in a house all by herself in a horror movie, it is always raining or thunder and lightning outside.

In all junior highs, the popular girls have big boobs, while the geeky girls are flat-chested.

In movies when a character is brushing his/her teeth, they never get toothpaste on their mouth or rinse out their toothbrush when through cleaning their teeth.

Anybody eating chinese food always eats it out of the box with chopsticks

A woman´s shoes always make high heel clacking sounds, regardless which shoe type she wears. She can even wear sneakers…

Whenever at a bar or dance with loud music cranked up on high, the couple the audience sees talking have perfectly audible voices and can talk as though there is no music.

In most 80’s action flicks bussiness men and security guards look like Huey Lewis or Bruce Springsteen.

The villain will always have thousands of henchmen working for him or a small army that follows him.

There is always a full moon when people goto bed. When the lights are turned off, a delayed light turns on, causing a blue cast in the room in which they could read by.

If you are going to be killed it has to be at a time when you are alone and it has to be at night and raining.

Odd.

Your mouse controls the people and a red ball.

Kinda Odd.

Click the picture to try it yourself.