Running into people on the gaming community can be a mixed bag. When you’re dealing with some more of the mainstream games like Call of Duty you end up meeting some cool peeps but you’ll have to tread through a lot of morons cussing and acting like spoiled babies. Just part of the deal.
That’s why I kinda gravitate toward the Battlefield series. That and the fact that Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 3 sucks balls. Talk about your most expensive expansion pack ever. I don’t think they’re even trying to add anything new to that series now. It’s an exact copy of MW2.
On Battlefield 3 you still get the macho douchebags and stupid kids but overall the team play style of the game makes for a better crowd once you weed out the COD turds.
For instance this week I ran into a real work of art. He was mad because I blew up his tank with a rocket launcher. That’s it. Nothing much. Wasn’t bouncing around with a shotgun or spam people with mortars or anything lame like that. Just playing conquest and shooting a tank. Turns out it’s just enough to turn this guy red in the face and create these sweet exchanges.
Seeing he was a not too bright douchebag, I enjoyed trolling him a bit. It always amazes me how ignorant and entitled people are sometimes. I mean, I know there are jerks out there but imagine your kid getting these types of curse-laden messages sent over.
HIM: F$$k U HACKER
Me: am just how am I hacking, genius? Because I killed you? Are you really that stupid?
By this time he rage quits the game because he died. About 5 minutes later he responds.
HIM: 1 shot my tank C##T your reported
Me: report away genius. i’m not a hacker. you’re just a complete baby. call the wambulance while you’re at it.
About 5 minutes later he thinks of a solid comeback. Jerk store has already been used so he comes up with this.
HIM: UR S**T NOOB
Me: no, i’m not. you’re just a huge baby. go back to call of duty if you are going to cry every time someone shoots you. and, just a tip for future life, stop being such a baby. it makes you sound like you’re 13 years old.
About 10 minutes later he chimes back in. At this time it’s just getting annoying but still funny in a sad way.
HIM: srry didnt read ur f*g life story so STFU plz!!! or us a** is block
Me: good lord, are you still crying? feel free to stop crying at any moment.
At this point he’s been gone for well over 15 minutes and I’ve moved on and playing news games. Getting random messages from him was a bit humorous, mostly because I felt he just couldn’t come up with a response that wasn’t a cliche.
I’m not sure what ‘a** is block’ means. Guess he means he’ll block me so we can’t have these great philosophical moments together. Now how am I going to invite him to my birthday party?
So I took the time to report him on Battlelog, the Battlefield 3 service run by EA and noticed this dude has played 416 hours of this game so far! The game has only been out since November and he created his account November 30th and has already devoted over 17 solid days to playing the game out of a possible 52.
Wow! Talk about needing to get a life. I guess if this dude is so easily set off by little things it’s better he’s on the PS3 playing video games instead of driving a car. But 17 days! Seriously! He’s averaging around 8 hours of gameplay a day! Whaaaa…..!
That’s just sad.
But the good news is that not everyone is a complete idiot. There are some great peeps out there playing the game and one of them who posts YouTubes by the handle birgirpall created an epic and awesome Battlefield 3 Super Mario-themed video.
Awesome, just awesome.
Hey guys and gals. So what’s all this 
