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This, kids, is why you don’t fuck with nature. A 9-year old boy, who we will call from here on Dumbass, was messing around in the Croc pit in a Chinese zoo. Want proof? Check out the video below. IT’S GRAPHIC! WARNING! (Perm Link if embedded is down here)Get video codes at Bolt.
After getting sick of Dumbass hitting them with sticks, the Crocs hauled the little Dumbass in question underwater and ate him. Zookeepers finalized the investigation by killing the Crocs (seems fair, doesn’t it. They were just doing what Crocs do) and looking through the stomachs to find the remains of Dumbass.
Also, last week, a dude lost his hand to a Croc. Check out the pictures to that incident here.
Ya gotta love Drudge. He’s reporting that in England a dude rushed into a pizza joint, grabbed a large knife, and then proceeded to chop his tally-wacker clean off. Here’s the original flash post from Drudge on the incident:
DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN ‘CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT’
Mon Apr 23 2007
20:01:12 ETA man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of
horrified diners at a busy restaurant.Police were called to Zizzi, in
The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a
knife.Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with
his girlfriend, told the SUN:“This guy came running in then charged
into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped
his trousers and popped his penis out.“Then he cut it off. I couldn’t
believe it.”A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40
was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was
today described as stable.
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