Lollipop Chainsaw. Grr, baby, grr!

OK, the word is actually not ‘Peanuts’ but it’s close enough.

Zooey Deschanel has a bit of a tough time getting the words out of her mouth. Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is. We’re just talking about a part of the male anatomy and there’s nothing wrong with it, despite what that judge says.

This clip from the Fox television show New Girl shows us that Zooey has changed over the years.

She’s now a bit more uptight despite that free-wheeling hipster thing she’s got going on.  Even though she goes around town singing to herself but not get embarrassed she has trouble saying this particular word.

But don’t let that innocent girl act fool you.  At one time Zooey Deschanel was a bit more risky and we have proof! Here’s a scene from 500 Days of Summer featuring Zooey and Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing the Peanuts game.

Hmm…now I’m confused…. Slightly NSFW clip below.

Thankfully, Zooey turns to the Internet. In this clip from the Fox television show the New Girl, Zooey Deschanel finds what she is looking for on the Internet because if you need answers, there’s always the Internet.

And after 5 and 1/2 hours of looking through stuff on the computer a sweet girl like Zooey should not be looking at, we are treated to a little fun. I’m not sure she’s wearing it right but oddly enough it works. Maybe it doesn’t. Who cares.

A little sexy Cosplay, a little ninja action. And this is the last image I see as the sound of my neck cracking like my bones are as brittle as an 88-year old man.

Sounds like the perfect way to go out if you ask me.

Somehow I don’t think I’ll get my wish. It will be more like falling off the couch while playing Halo or Call of Duty and hitting my head on a Mountain Dew can on the coffee table and drifting off to a coma that I never shake. But at least you’ll know what I’ll be dreaming about….

With the sexy comedy now out on Blu-ray you’ll get a chance to see all the fun extras. That means more of my favorite part of the movie, Jennifer Aniston.

If you haven’t seen the movie yet I won’t ruin it for you too much but know she steals the entire movie with her nasty gutter talk. Jennifer Aniston is very naughty in the movie as she continually harasses Charlie Day (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia).

But what about bringing food into the bathroom?

What’s your rules on that?

I’m not one to waste good food but then I was like, “Holy Crap! Mustard, Peanut Butter….Ketchup!”

“CORN FLAKES!!”

Noël Wells knows how to win my heart.

Meet Allie, Britney, Hillary, Allie, and Brittnie

As a Vol fan up here in Tennessee, I must disclose that ‘Bama is a huge rival.  Just wanted to have that transparency.  But even if I were not in a rival SEC school I would feel embarrassed for these ladies.

The video is as poorly made as it is performed which makes it a little more painful to watch than funny.  But I wonder if this badly made video created by the Alabama Panhellenic to sway ‘Bama girls to sign up worked.

The video is so bad that one comment on the YouTube video summed it up as : “I think this is the first i didn’t want to masturbate to a room full of college girls …”

‘Nuff said. I mean, bad press is still good press….right?

Or does it just make people laugh and not take you serious?   We’ll probably know soon enough.  I believe the state of Alabama is slated to get the Internet in the next few years and we can gauge the reactions then.

You know, to be safe.

Turns out it is the sexy and voluptuous Vica Kerekes and she knows how to improvise. In this situation she needs a hairbow to tie back the lovely red locks.

Check it out below. Kinda NSFW so be warned.

OK….she’s been in a few other things but just so you know, she’s hot. Very hot. Some might know Emmanuelle Chriqui starring in the HBO series “Entourage.”

And now thanks to our friends at The Campus Socialite we have been blessed with this glorious lesbian scene from one of Emmanuelle Chriqui’s other movies.

In some movie I’ve never heard of called “Elektra Luxx.” I’m sure it’s nowhere near as good as The Zohan but with this lesbian scene Emmanuelle Chriqui plays Bambi Lindberg. In this scene she gives Adrianne Palicki a lap dance. It is beautiful. I won’t be ashamed. I cried a bit….

This video is titled “Erika vs Morgan Fight.”

I call it the most super awesome video I’ve seen in years.

What we have here is a 1.5 minute video of two lovely ladies fighting.  I don’t know what they’re fight about or why. Not sure that I even care unless it warrants a sequel or full-length movie somehow. 

For now I’ll just take it for what it’s worth.  A fun fight scene

What more could you ask for?

How about some kung fu!?

Yeah, now we’re talking.