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….cue the Double Mint theme song

Tim Burton teams up with Johnny Depp to remake the trippy Alice in Wonderland into an IMAX 3d experience. The retelling of an older (and of legal age!) Alice as she drops a tablet of…uh, we mean, falls down the rabbit hole has us intrigued.

Partially because we are so fond of the perky and sexy little Alice cosplays that show up every year for Halloween.

The release of the new movie just gives us an excuse to enjoy some bawdy little Wonderland pics. Here’s some of our favorites but be sure to check out the huge gallery here.

Do you like looking at pictures of hot women?

C’mon, don’t lie now….

Well, Maxim Magazine knows you do and they need your help in picking out ten Hometown Hotties.

You can vote from dozens of women and check out their pictures and profiles.

Nice.  Think of it as a research project.  And like any good scientist you’ll want to take the time to look through all the pictures to come to an educated decision.

And don’t be afraid to click on the thumbnails of their faces.  You’ll be treated to more (larger!) pictures where you can click the “Vote Now” button and their thumbnail will show up your voting section.  Man, we love technology.

It’s Monday and what better way to wake up and start another week of deliriously boring work for the Man than to get in a good workout?

What? Too lazy/busy to workout. Check out this video of a hot Asian girl in a pink bikini working out. It’s the next best thing. Actually, it’s better.

Model Anna is a perfect example of how to teach things. Anything. It doesn’t matter.

Whoever talked Anna into doing this demonstration of mouth-to-mouth in the buff is a genius. They should make more videos. We’d watch.

BTW, video below is completely NSFW

Part 2 of the Sexy Girls Kissing Girls videos features a couple of sexy women at a subway station getting it on.  If the subtle use of trains going in and out of tunnels doesn’t do it for you than we don’t know what to say.  This is just beautiful.

Part 2 of the Sexy Girls Kissing Girls videos features a couple of sexy women at a basketball game making out in the stands. If the sexy women kissing doesn’t do it for you surely the Neil Diamond song will.

A sexy Lara Craft goes into a snowball battle against a sexy Princess Leia in her slave girl outfit. Everyone is a winner with this fight! No surprise but this is from the same guys who brought us the Bikini snowball fight.

Hot girls kissing hot girls on the street corners at night in front of the Starbucks is what this country was founded on. It’s why we fight wars. It’s why we work out butts off for the man! We need the oil to make computers and CDs to record this stuff! This is part 1 of 3 via our good pals at Playboy.

(*sniff*) it’s so beautiful….

Kelly Killoren Bensimon – star of The Real Housewives of New York City – is appearing on the cover of Playboy’s March issue and in a 6-page pictorial in the magazine, which was shot by her ex-husband, famed fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon (issue on newsstands Friday, February 12).

The March issue of Playboy also happens to have that controversial interview with John Mayer that has the celebrity world abuzz.

Mayer so gracefully talked about his sex life with celebrity starlets and then refereed to his crank as a bigot because it didn’t like black women.

Ummm….OK.

Dude sounds a little batty in the head.

Guess you can get cocky if you’re banging Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.  Needless the say, he did try to apologize for his comments.