“Give Me All The Bacon & [Green] Eggs You Have.”

I don’t know if Dr. Seuss heard him correctly but just in case it’s not a lot of Bacon and Green Eggs that’s on hand. It’s all of them.

One artist envisioned what it would be like to have Dr. Seuss reimagined Ron Swanson and his desire to eat bacon and eggs with the timeless classic book “Green Eggs and Ham”

What you get is sheer genius! Check out the Ron Swanson version of Dr. Seuss and feel free to buy one on a t-shirt.

In her new Teleflora Super Bowl commercial, Lima gets all dolled up to give the important message about what Valentine’s Day is really about.

Teleflora’s 2012 Super Bowl commercial starring Adriana Lima is both romantic and alluring; with the gorgeous Lima taking center stage as she prepares for a special Valentine’s Day date..

Jerry Seinfeld is back on TV, kinda, in a new series of Acura commericals. The Luxury Honda label is bringing out a killer NSX that makes the old version look like a Hot Wheel. Very Nice.

And Jerry wants one but unfortunately he’s second on the list.  Check out Jerry trying to bump himself up the list to get the car in this new Acura Super Bowl Commercial and all the extended outtakes from the ad.

Jerry Seinfeld is so excited about the new Acura NSX that he will stop at nothing to acquire the very first one. Check out the extended version of Acura’s Super Bowl commercial.

In his ongoing attempts to acquire the very first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld offers to trade the last living Munchkin to the one person in front of him on the waiting list. Check out more outtakes below.

Outtakes: Attempting to trade his way up to the top of the waiting list for a new Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the advantages of traveling by zip line to the current holder of the top spot.

In his attempts to get the first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person in front of him on the waiting list to trade by offering to recap a TV show with sock puppets.

Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person at the top of the waiting list for an Acura NSX to trade places by offering to make small talk with the omelet guy for him.

Jerry Seinfeld tries to get the very first Acura NSX by offering a private comedy show to the person in front of him on the waiting list.

Star Wars and Volkswagen team up again, in a way, for their newest Super Bowl commercial titled “Dog Strikes Back,” featuring an overweight pooch who tries to loose weight. Toss in some James Brown and you’re golden, right?

Well that’s not all!  Check it out for the Star Wars aspect which I’m referring to and you’ll get a nice laugh.

I personally like the couch made of bikini babes but I’ll take the Lionel Ritchie blender as well. That sounds sweet.

This year for the big game, the 2012 Chevy Super Bowl commercials features the winner of Chevy’s Route66 competition. Watch Zack Borst’s winning entry as the grad who gets the gift of a new car. This Chevy ad will appear during Super Bowl XLVI. Check out more about Chevy and Super Bowl XLVI at http://www.chevrolet.com/culture.

CareerBuilder.com has created some great ads in the past primarily because they employ chimps. As much as I love to see chimps dressed up as people, my favorite ad from them is still the Lighting Farts in the Cubicle commercial that never aired.

This year for the 2012 Super Bowl, Career Builder has brought back the chimps and I’m excited. Here’s a look at the latest ad.

Awesome Baroness Cosplay via

Not for Barney, just bad for the woman sometimes.

So at this point who knows what happens. Unless you own a Nielsen box or watch the episodes on NBC.com or Hulu.com, there’s probably not much else to do other than hang out and see if they TV show comes back. For now we are stuck with another Arrested Development / Firefly scenario where a good show gets kicked too soon.

It’s a sad day to think there won’t be anymore Alison Brie Animated GIFs.

Here’s a great fan tribute that Dan Harmon, the creator of Community, found and posted on his Twitter.  It’s a tearful and funny look at the greatness of the show over the last few years.

I seriously popped a blood vessel last Thursday. I’ve been light in the head and my lack of balance has kept me bedridden since I watched Annie’s Christmas song on NBC’s Community.

Community is one of the best shows on television and I’m so glad that NBC decided to shelve it for awhile so we can all get caught up on the world’s largest piece of shit, Whitney.

Watching Whitney is the equivalent of someone shoving a Wet-vac hose up your bum and flipping the switch to ‘on.’  It’s pretty painful and one of the reasons that NBC is in last place and struggling to support shows with heart and talent.

So we leave Community on a high-note, of sorts, as Annie (Alison Brie) does a little sexy Santa number in the show’s tribute/mocking of Fox’s Glee.

Although Annie’s pretty young and we try not to think of her that way be we make an exception here with here black high heels and stockings and Betty Boop voice as she sings a tribute to Christmas songs. So enjoy the Alison Brie Gifs and Merry Christmas!

Community – Annie’s Christmas song

Grab you vehicle and warp over to Dodd’s Furniture for a galaxy of savings.

I love local commericals because they are so cheesy and badly made.

I love it more when they try to do something a bit more epic with props or explosions.

Or maybe you’re just a fan of Star Trek and want to see the fantastic 30-second spot in between reruns of How I Met Your Mother and Family Guy to have a bit more Trek.

Thankfully, someone filled that void. Check out this awesomely bad Star Trek-inspired mattress commercial that is sure to beam you aboard.

Can’t wait for the sequel but I’ll skip the 5th one because we all know that was just a bloated ego trip for William Shatner.

Add bacon of course!

The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF was great. But it lacked something. Something to make it so great your head would explode. That’s why bacon was invented.