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Nooooooooooo!!!

dangerdave — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 20:18:41 +0000

Life is so unfair! In Grizzly Man 2 : Electric Boogaloo, the sequel to the hit documentary movie Grizzly Man, we see a spoiler pic from the end of the movie where the heroic bear that ate that Grizzly Man dude comes to the local school for more people to eat only to fall in love with a coed named Marsha who enjoys candies and walking on the bench but in a twist of fate the bear learns to love, not eat, mankind.

It’s a feel good movie. Can’t wait for the release in theaters. I think Tom Cruise is in it. Could win an Oscar.

Now I Won’t Sleep For A Week

dangerdave — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 10:39:35 +0000

When you see it, you’ll freak out. I’ll never be able to use the McDonald’s drive thru again without wondering who is driving that rapevan. Just kidding. I think this is the type of person who drives vans in general. [via]

Confused?

dangerdave — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 10:30:43 +0000

Bathrooms in Scotland must be confusing. I know I’d be confused. Now which one to use….? [via]

Off, Off And Away

dangerdave — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:00:12 +0000

My work is done here, humans. I must go now and help others in need!

Men. You Know What To Do

dangerdave — Fri, 20 May 2011 02:23:57 +0000

One of the better things about being a dude is the ability to pee standing up. The potential for fun is great and if you add alcohol to the mix you take it up a notch. For centuries men have found fun and interesting ways to leave their mark from writing their name in the snow to that bogus public urination ticket I got last fall for trying to help out a water fountain in Market Square that was getting low on fluids. The judge was a woman so I didn’t stand a chance.

I’ve always loved it when bars stock their urinals with ice. It gives me a fun reason to pee every 15 minutes. Women don’t understand but to put it simply the ice + hot urine makes for a challenging task to melt ice cubes. And when that fails they can always do this.

Touché

dangerdave — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 20:01:28 +0000

Give it a sec, the title will make sense [via]

Banksy Would Be Proud

dangerdave — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 05:01:53 +0000

Chaos is harder to spread these days as kids are just a bit more apathetic. [via]

Squirrel and Breadstick

dangerdave — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 01:27:33 +0000

Just a squirrel and breadstick, nothing unusual. I mean, I hope that’s a breadstick. If not I’m gonna walk down another sidewalk.

Just Walking The Dog

dangerdave — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 16:54:49 +0000

Just walkin’ the dog, no big deal….

What A Waste

dangerdave — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:07:07 +0000

It’s a shame. Someone threw away a perfectly good man. I know Grunge is dead but you don’t have to throw the guy away! There’s still more than half of him left!

Either that or the city really needs to speed up the times between collection days.

Hello…

dangerdave — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 18:10:51 +0000

Hello….is it me you’re looking for? Last seen dancing on the ceiling [via]

That’s Sweet

dangerdave — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:31:56 +0000

I personally have never wanted to ride in a sidecar of a motorcycle more then when I saw this dude with his awesome VW van sidecar. Jump in, let’s go for a ride!

Daily Timekiller PicDump

dangerdave — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 12:00:29 +0000

Home On The Range

Barrel of Monkeys

Soccer Punch!

I'm Snow Drunk Right Now

Sad Monkey Is Sad

How Rude!

Monkey Business

The Truth About Smartphones

Keanu Over The Years

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Happy Squirrel is Happy

Wise Advice

Ele-FUNts

Kittens Eat Crow For Dinner

We're Having Chicken For Dinner

Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger. No Coke. Pepsi

Smart Cat.

dangerdave — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:20:59 +0000

That lady reaching for the umbrella is about to get schooled by this cat. Smart Kitty!

Running of the Hippos

dangerdave — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 02:03:39 +0000

The less popular Ghana version of the “Running of the Bulls”, the “Running of the Hippos.” [via Reddit]