Thankfully, we do have a couple of action movies coming along the pipeline. The new Tom Cruise Mission Impossible movie and Sherlock Holmes sequel will be out in December but for now we’ll just have to stick to watching television.

Thankfully, Community is on tonight so I can get my Alison Brie fix.

End rant, begin links. Enjoy.

Movies and Television

• Community star Joel McHale is the Sexiest [Warming Glow]
• Will Someone Tell Ashton Doucher To STFU [Turd Ferguson]
• Stiffler Hits the Ice in New GOON Movie Trailer [The Puck Doctors]

Celebrities and Women

• Mariah Carey lost a lot of weight [Shallow Nation]
• Jake Busey On What It’s Like to Be Jake Busey [The Smoking Jacket]
• Meet The Women Of SEMA 2011 [Guys Gab]
• Gallery: Tropical Beauty Ryan Fox [SoCal Glamour Girls]
• Mini-Skirts vs Wind(8 pics) [Shinbow]

Sports

• Lingerie Football Player Jessica Hopkins Loses Her Pants On The Field [The Pigskin Doctors]
• Penn State Releases Video Explaining Their Next Move Concerning The Sandusky Allegations [The Hot Glove]
• Top 5 Quarterback/Receiver Duos of 2011 [Sports Kings]

WTF and Awesome

• McDonald Burger Pyramid with Working Ketchup Fountain [Fork Party]
• Irate iPhone User Arrested For Astonishing Display Of Idiocy [Uproxx]
• Hazed & Confused: 10 Real Hazing Stories, 100% Anonymous [The Campus Socialite]

Video Games & Tech

• ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3′ calls for a day off [USA Today]
• Illinois Man Denied The New Call Of Duty Video Game, Does The Rational Thing And Threatens To Blow The Entire Store Up [The Hot Glove]
• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 vs. Battlefield 3 [WSJ]

Brand New iPhone 4S Prank

As you know by now we have a special cabin in the woods for such occasions as the rising of the deceased. We watch movies, play video games, drink shine and keep an eye on our security system to see if any zombies, ghosts, monsters or Jehovah Witnesses come knocking on our door.

So far, we’re safe. Another year free of a monster attack on the deadliest day of the year.

Now on with the links and we should mention that this weekend in theaters Neil Patrick Harris returns in A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas. In 3D. It will be legend….wait for it…..

Movies and Television

Warming Glow – Corgi Dressed as Serenity from ‘Firefly’

Guys Gab – Harold and Kumar’s Kal Penn Visits Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Crave Online – Kal Penn – From Kumar to The White House

Collider - Neil Patrick Harris Talks A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS

The Smoking Jacket – Win a Tower Heist Movie Prize Pack!

Fork Party – 19 Hilarious Toddlers & Tiaras Screenshots

Uproxx – Stephen Colbert Visited Occupy Wall Street Disguised As Che Guevara

Celebrities

Turd Ferguson – Some of Twitter’s #SexyHalloween

Shallow Nation – Scarlett Johansson Vanity Fair Magazine December 2011 Cover, Photos, Interview

Made Man – Inside the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party

The Campus Socialite – Sara Jean Underwood as Leeloo from The Fifth Element. The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day

SoCal Glamour Girls – Sexy Pocahontas and Busty Beer Girl

Sports

Bronx Goblin – Could Torre return to the Cardinals?

The Pigskin Doctors – Sexy NFL Cheerleaders Halloween Edition

Ball Tribe – Rivers does his best Tony Romo impression

The Puck Doctors – Player Celebrates Goal and Sucker Hugs Opponent, Gets punched

WTF and Awesome

H8torade – Guy Teaches His Dog To Flash His Junk On Command

iBlacked Out – The Periodic Table Of Swearing

Shinbow – Grandpa at the lingerie party

The Hot Glove – The Reasonable Way To Deal With A Break Up, Move On. The Russian Way To Deal With A Break Up, Get Naked And Crash Into 17 Cars

Video Games

Official Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer Video

Gunaxin – Okay, It’s Reloaded! GoldenEye Returns with Updated 007 Action

Gamma Squad – Uncharted 3 : Initial Impressions

Computer and Videogames – Battlefield 3: ‘Exclusive’ DLC free via Dr Pepper promotion

Joystiq – Rumor: Microsoft launching ‘Halo Living Monument’ for Combat Evolved Anniversary

For the channel that also houses Mad Men and Breaking Bad the big dog on the station is The Walking Dead, ratings wise. The Walking Dead finale delivered 6 million viewers last year and opened this year bigger with 7.3 million viewers.

Crazy huge numbers for an awesome show. Check out some of last night’s episode.

Tempe12 – Jillian Rahm

Finding a hot girl at Arizona State isn’t a big issue but even I admit Jillian is frickin’ hotter than most! Check out Jillian Rahm’s gallery at Tempe12.com

Scumbag Penguins

Just like in real life, the one with the fattest house usually gets the one with the fattest ass. [via H8torade]

Guy Uses Marching Band To Quit Job

Ever dream of quitting your job with style? That’s just what this guy did, bringing in a freaking marching band for the occasion. Enjoy! [via Guys Gab]

The Greatest Jonathan Cheechoo Song in the History of Ever

You don’t have to know about hockey to know this is a great song. Perhaps the best ever! Check out The Greatest Jonathan Cheechoo Song in the History of Ever

Savannah and her letterman jacket

Savannah is taking off her letterman’s jacket! Hooray! [via SoCal Glamour Girls]

The 5 Most Alcoholic Beers in The World

5 Beers with close to or over 20% ABV. That’s 4 Budweisers in one bottle.

Would You Let a Robot Operate on You?

Sci-fi movies love to portray the future as some robotic filled universe where the work of humans are replaced by magnificent machines that can do the work in twice the time and double the efficiency. The truth is that while machines can replicate rote jobs, they can’t fully replace the cognitive efficiency and logic of a human, especially in medicine.

Monday Morning GIFs

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Fun NFL football gifs, handcrafted by illegal immigrants in a sweatshop. Just the way Steve Jobs would have wanted it.

Brain Cells Vs. Universe

An artist named Sam Sprat just became my hero. That’s because he painted a masterpiece. It’s an epic portrait of Ron Swanson, the manly man from NBC’s show Parks and Recreation.  I will be wanting one of these for my den.

FC Barcelona Cheerleaders Video

You want to see a video of cheerleaders, right? Cue the pom-poms and short skirts!

Lion King Concept Art

Disney’s The Lion King recently got the 3D remastering for movie theaters. Personally, I think this is great. Now when I cry those ugly 3D glasses will hide my tears. Check out some concept art from The Lion King.

Magnitude from this week’s Community

You know they’re laughing at you, right? That’s just my theory.

The creators of NBC’s sitcom Community created a character named Magnitude who oddly became popular. He was supposed to be named ‘Poochie’ in reference to the Simpsons character as a toss-away character with a silly catchphrase. Pop! Pop!

✪ This Stagediving Dude is the Man [iBlacked Out]

✪ Knowshon Moreno Falls Off Exercise Bike [The Pigskin Doctors]

✪ Who Wants To See Some Boobies? [Guys Gab]

✪ Hockey is Back! Check out the new season preview from The Puck Doctors

✪ Thug Takes Picture Of Himself On Stolen Camera, Hilarity Ensues [Regretful Morning]

✪ Florida lawmaker and American hero trying to legalize dwarf tossing [The Hot Glove]

✪ Seven Lessons in Badassery from Steve Jobs [Made Man]

What’s on TV this weekend? Not much except one of the best shows on TV. AMC’s ‘Breaking Bad’ is in full gear and back on this Sunday.

Danny McBride on the Future of Eastbound & Down, His Accidental Acting Career, and 30 Minutes or Less

In 30 Minutes or Less, Danny McBride plays Dwayne, a guy who dreams of starting his own full-service tanning salon complete with “happy endings.” But he needs seed money. So does he hit up his friends? Apply for a bank loan? Rob a bank? No, no, and — not exactly. Dwayne and his dim-bulb buddy Travis (Nick Swardson) cook up a scheme to strap a bomb onto the bony chest of a pizza deliveryman (Jesse Eisenberg) and force him to rob the bank.

Now On DVD: Your Highness and Paul

Speaking of Danny McBride, we’re checking out the DVD this weekend of ‘Your Highness,’ the medieval stoner comedy with McBride, James Franco and Natalie Portman. Be sure to get it in Blu Ray if nothing else for this scene.

Also out this week is the Simon Pegg and Nick Frost sci-fi comedy ‘Paul.‘ If you’re a geek, you’ll dig this trippy tale of an alien found by two losers.

Chargers Walters 103-yard Kickoff Return for TD Starts Preseason

Football is back, baby! The NFL Preseason is silently in gear and the highlights are starting to roll in. The first great clip of the post-lockout drama comes courtesy of the Seattle Seahawks at San Diego Chargers and if you watched the Chargers special teams last year (or lack of it) you’ll be pleasantly surprised that the Bolts returned a long kick for a TD

Sweet! The 30 Best Portraits Of Ron Swanson

Todd Van Luling is a frequent contributor to BuzzFeed who’s constantly bringing the funny. He recently posted the 30 Best Portraits of Ron Swanson. Great show and great man. Check out the Ron Swanson gallery.

Daniela Ruah In Esquire

Daniela Ruah is someone I don’t know but someone that I want to continue to look at in ridiculously sexy/naughty lingerie.

Tiger Woods Gets Video Bombed By Kevin James

Fan goes nuts and gets in the camera at the PGA Championship after Tiger Woods shot. [h/t Turdferguson]

Awesome Offseason Hockey Fight

In the Ukraine, there’s no time for hockey when there’s fighting to do! The goalie in red (#31) goes crazy. I don’t know his name so we’ll just call him Ron Hextall, Jr. After chopping down several players in front of his net it takes quite awhile to get Ron Hextall, Jr off the ice. Several attempts end up in Junior throwing equipment and yelling as he bangs his stick across the glass on his long exit to the locker room.

Awhile back, the hipsterrific folks at Black Milk came out with an R2D2 bathing suit, but it was short-lived. George Lucas sent Boba Fett after the copyright infringers, and the suits are no longer listed on the Black Milk website.

Luckily, a bunch of girls bought the suits when they were still available, and we’ve created this gallery of sexy girls in R2D2 bathing suits for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

• Why The Hell Would Someone Have Brandon Meriweather Sign A $100 Bill? [Balltribe]

• How Do You Think The Expendables 2 Movie Will Be? [iBlacked Out ]

• Comedian Rob Riggle Tries Out For Seahawks [Pigskin Doctors]

• Shanna McLaughlin UCF Locker Room Photos Kick Off College Football ’11 [Busted Coverage]

• Ever Wonder What Happens When You’re Under Anesthesia? [Campus Socialite]

• Kate Upton Hangs With The New York Yankees [Turd Ferguson]

• Fan Punches Jeremy Roenick In The Face [Puck Doctors]

• Robber gets utterly destroyed by store owner [Regretful Morning]

• Don’t Hate: 5 Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like the Canadian Football League [The Smoking Jacket]

• A Special, Swagtastic 30 Photo Encore of Monika Pietrasinska, This Time in a Bikini [BroBible]

• 6 of the most ridiculous studies ever commissioned. [Guyism]

• 25 Hottest Sports Movie Babes of the Last Decade. [Bleacher Report]

• Mila Kunis Shows Off Her Tight Little Butt. [Celeb Jihad]

• Ned Flanders channels Dexter Morgan. [TDW]

• Soulja Boy Buys Himself A $55 Million Dollar Jet For His Birthday. [Complex]

• The 20 Hottest Photos Of Ana de la Reguera (pics). [Heavy]

• Saddest State License Plates. [Maxim]

• Found on Random Chick’s Cameras. [The Chive]

• Crazy Hot Cowgirls vs. Sexy Sci-Fi Chicks for Cowboys & Aliens. [COED Magazine]

Bill Nye in Breaking Bad [College Humor]

Hey Kate Upton. How are you? Haven’t seen you in a few days. Things been good? Listen, I’m really sorry about the way we ended things. Namely that you refused to go on a single date with me. So I’m gonna toss you in this bag into the trunk of my car. Cool? Yeah. Cool.

Danny McBride: “Nose hairs. Trim them.”

When Danny McBride was in his mid-20s, he returned to his home state of Virginia a failure, having tried to make it in Hollywood and whiffed. But he wasn’t down on his luck for long. He took a job substitute teaching, hooked up with his college friend Jody Hill and made the tiny-budget taekwondo comedy The Foot Fist Way.

And when that flick miraculously caught the attention of Will Ferrell, he wound up with multiple movie deals and his own HBO show, Eastbound and Down. These days, it’s hard not to see McBride…or his alter ego, Kenny Powers.

Brett Favre Retire/Unretire Flowchart

Brett Favre is currently sitting at home on the couch wondering if it’s that time of year to play some football. Even with the NFL Lockout looming over the fall season, the reports are rising out of Louisiana that Favre is indeed considering coming back to the NFL. Let’s check out the Brett Favre Retirement Flowchart.

Gallery: Kitty on Wheels

The Competition For Mugshot Of The Year (Tattoo Division) Is Officially Over

You know what’s crazy. I actually think this isn’t that bad of a tattoo. Think about it this way. How many times do you see some idiot with a tattoo they regret? Oh I thought this scorpion holding a unicorn would be cool forever. Oh I thought me and Crystal would be soulmates for the rest of time. Oh I thought saying “Da Bomb” would always be cool. I would say over half of the people who get tattoos end up regretting those tattoos. Well you know what saying will never go out of style?

Lets Put An End To The “Erin Andrews Is Hot” Debate

Erin Andrews is by far the worst looking girl in that group. In fact I didn’t even realize she was in the picture until after I was done yanking it to “The Certified Dick Wrecker” 4 times. I mean look at Andrews’ face and then pan across to Sparks who looks hotter then the Finch, who looks hotter and then to Upton who is basically fucking the camera.

NHL 12 Update – Break the Glass with Massive Checks

EA Sports is gearing up to make their annual NHL video game the best ever and if the videos and specs popping out over the last few weeks are any indication, it will soon rival NHL 94 as one of the best hockey video games ever.

One of the new features of NHL 12, due out in September, is the new full-contact physics engine designed to make everything in the arena live and make the players more realistic.

So if you can’t make the festival of fun you can always live vicariously through us as we will be updating the Dave and Thomas Visit Bonnaroo Twitter Feed. Today it’s a fight to grab a ticket to the comedy tent and yes, it’s hotter than Hell out here right now.

So to all the hipsters, hippies and tree-huggers out there enjoy the show and drink plenty of fluids so you’re not one of those people who passes out in line.

The always popular fountain @ Bonnaroo. By the end of this weekend, it will produce a very fine hippie soup.

Tessie is a Tree Hugger

Tessie Tarrentino is a real life tree hugger. She cares about the environment, tries to recycle and literally goes around hugging trees. Do the trees get even more wood after a hug from Tessie? Probably. Unlock some of Tessie’s exclusive uncensored galleries below and get some wood, too!

Good Night Internet

Party Girls (59 Photos)

Alcohol when used responsibly can lead to good times…when overused by these ladies it can lead to even better times.

Made Babe: Interview w/Wonder Years Danica McKellar

Who didn’t fall in love with Winnie Cooper, who made nerdy Kevin Arnold swoon on The Wonder Years? And just as Fred Savage has enjoyed post-show success (he’s directed episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Franklin & Bash, among others), Danica McKellar has grown into a smart, sexy bestselling author of three books (Math Doesn’t Suck, Kiss My Math and most recently Hot X: Algebra Exposed). What’s up now, Tina Yothers?

Bills Unleash New Uniforms….Finally

The Buffalo Bills are scheduled to unveil their new uniforms June 24th and I, for one, am grateful. The Bills have had a horrific performance over the last decade and their fate in New York remains in doubt. Now officials in Toronto, Ontario have made it very clear they would like to take control over the team and move it to Canada.

Stacy Keibler Drops Some Impressive See Through Cleavage

Stacy Keibler is absolutely (I know I use that word way to much) perfect. I love the skinny leg jeans that chicks are rocking now-a-days and Stacy is killing it in a pair of skin-tight red jeans, and a see-through tank top. It’s Friday so do nothing at work and stare at these very leggy, bootylicious, and adorably hot pictures of Stacy Keibler.

Hipster is awesome at biking, just kidding he falls directly on his face (video)

Nothing like a couple American spirits, a can of Pabst and a handful of broken teeth to let everyone know you’re soooo alternative.

Lotto Balls Explode On Live TV

You can’t win if you don’t play but you also can’t win if all the lotto balls shoot out of the tube and go everywhere. The good news is if you picked the numbers between 7 and 42 you probably won.

80s Video of the Week : Jack Wagner “All I Need” Live on Solid Gold

Now how old do you feel?

Dammit Janet! Wayne Gretzky’s Son Signs With Cubs

Wayne Gretzky
is one happy father right now. His son, Trevor, just got drafted this week to play a pro sport.

Here’s the bad news and you’ll want to be sitting down for this. Trevor….is a baseball player.

It’s not bad enough that the son of the best hockey player in the world, ever, has decided to join a different sport but then to have the Chicago Cubs draft Trevor is just insult to injury.

Q & A with T & A UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste

This weekend’s UFC 130 is topped by Rampage vs. Hamill. But between rounds, all eyes will be on the Octagon Girls. And the biggest name in Octagon Girl-hood is Arianny Celeste. The good news? The host of UFC’S Ultimate Insider, finalist in our brother site Cage Potato’s Hottest Women in MMA Grand Prix, and all-round jaw dropper says she has a dirty mind and you don’t need a hot car or tons of dough to win her over, then picks the main event’s winner. The better news? Her words come with Memorial Day-themed photos!

Mr. Chow/Senor Chang Gets Ready for the Hangover 2

Boom Goes The Dynamite Gets Web Redemption with Gus Johnson

Daniel Tosh sat Brian Collins, aka “Boom Goes The Dynamite” guy, down for a web redemption and wisely didn’t let the guy go solo. That’s where legendary broadcaster Gus Johnson comes in to help. The dynamic duo is together to call a playground pick-up basketball game. I think these guys would be great together calling NFL games next year….if there is a season.

Urban Outfitters Stealing Indie Designs: Hipster on Hipster Crime

The little people can’t seem to get any shine. Urban Outfitters, your favorite one-stop hipster shop for all that is overpriced and grungy-looking, has been virtually castrated by Twitter users after indie jewelry designer Stevie Koerner blogged and tweeted about the company stealing her designs. The well-deserved public flogging not only let consumers know just how fucked up Urban Outfitters is to the little people, but it also let people know just how far back Urban has been stealing designs from independent designers. Shameful.

Heading to Nantucket for Figawi? Here Are Five of the Best Places to Party

Memorial Day weekend ushers in the best season of the year, complete with sundresses, tans, outdoor activities, and grilling. We thought for those of you not heading to Baltimore for the lacrosse Final Four and the BroBible party but to that most boisterous of New England traditions, Figawi Race Weekend, we’d provide you with a guide to the island. It’s easy to get lost in a sea of whale pants and Nantucket reds, but stick to these tips and you should be well on your way to being the pied piper of preppy girls.

Beer Fridge

Canucks Advance To Finals With Double OT Goofy Goal

Facing elimination, the San Jose Sharks threw everything they had at Canucks goalie Roberto Luongo. The offense was clicking and the Sharks unloaded 54 shots on goal but in the end it didn’t matter. Luongo was there.

With all the criticism during the playoffs for not being consistent in goal, Luongo set up a brick wall and held off the Shark attack through 2 OT periods. The Canucks offense wasn’t as active as San Jose’s but was there when they needed it. Primarily, in the last seconds of the 3rd when Ryan Kesler scored to take the game into OT.

Tim and Eric explain stars and the Universe

The summer movie season officially begins this weekend with the opening of Will Ferrell’s “Everything Must Go” and Judd Apatow’s “Bridesmaids.” Or maybe it started last week with “Thor.” Or next week with the latest “Pirates of the Caribbean.” How ever you slice it, the slate of blockbusters Hollywood has on tap for the next four months looks to be unprecedented in terms of sheer number, size, and box-office potential. There’s a bunch of comic book origin stories, plenty of alien invasions, and some outrageous comedies that are trying to one-up “The Hangover 2.” Unlikely. Anyway, here are 29 movies that are probably worth your $13 this summer.

Here We Go! NHL Conference Finals Preview

We’re getting one step closer to the coveted Stanley Cup Playoffs with the all exciting Conference Finals. The equally matched Sharks and Canucks kick off the Western Finals as the offensive Lightning and defensive Bruins square off Saturday for the Eastern Finals.

Adrianne Curry Rode The Sybian On The Howard Stern Show

After very little encouragement from Howard, Adrianne jumped on the Sybian: “This is actually pretty awesome…I feel like my whole body’s getting a massage through my vagina.” After nearly jumping off (“I don’t want to keep going because I’ll get my dress wet.”), Adrianne quickly and quietly climaxed: “I just totally came on your f’ng Sybian…on a scale of 1 to 10, that was a 7.”

Daily Cute: Cat and owl playing

Boxer Bernard Hopkins Thinks Donovan McNabb Isn’t Black Enough

Piling on the Donovan McNabb hate train with Redskins coach Mike Shanahan is boxer Bernard Hopkins. Why the boxer decided to pop out his opinions on McNabb is odd but here you go.

Hopkins believes that McNabb has let down his race. Yikes. We’re not just talking about throwing too many INT’s here. Hopkins goes full racial here and states that McNabb may have watched “Roots” but he just don’t understand it.

Nothing Good Can Come From This

The Very Best of the Scumbag Stacy Meme

In the spirit of any guy who’s ever been wronged by a woman, and the female version of Scumbag Steve, these are the 50+ greatest “dude I’ve totally been through that” moments from the most controversial meme in Advice Animal meme history: Scumbag Stacy. Scumbag Stacy is that girl you’ve always pined after, done absolutely everything for, but will never have. And everyone hates her. Let’s embrace our nerd rage in a round-up of the best of Scumbag Stacy because bro, we’ve all been there.

Morning Exercises

Morning Exercises

You Can’t Turn It Off!

Rondo’s Dislocated Elbow

So after that happened, Rajon Rondo went into the locker room and they popped his elbow back into place. FUUUUCK THAT! I would have told the doctors to just leave my shit alone, I’ll live.

Man’s Loses His Penis When Drunk Friend Shows Off Samurai Sword Skills

Sixty-one-year-old Bulgarian Zaprian Lozanov and his friend, 43-year old Lyubomir Todorov, were at Lozanov’s flat tossing back some bevs, just getting absolutely hammer-time, and enjoying their day. You know, as Bros do. Then something unexpected happens; Todorov, a self-proclaimed martial arts expert (he and Steven Seagal have something in common), catches eyes with a samurai sword and the rest, as they say, is history. By “rest” I mean, Lozanov’s penis… because Johnny Martial Artist got a bit loose with his technique.

Green Men Back Harassing Predators and Carrie Underwood

On Saturday night the Nashville Predators avoided elimination with a strong win in Vancouver thanks to Joel Ward’s 2 goals and an assist. The Canucks seemed to run out of gas in the third period and allowed Nashville to go up 4-2 before snapping out of the funk and grabbing a goal with just a few minutes to go to make it 4-3.

Despite the loss, the Green Men proved they can still have fun. They even made a point to hold up a cutout of the Green Man who was guilty of doing a handstand against the glass which got them in trouble with the NHL head office. And just by luck, Predators center Mike Fisher, the husband of country music star Carrie Underwood, got a penalty which means the Green Men were able to dust off their cardboard cutout once again.

NBC’s Community Finishes Their Paintball Match

50 Things to Do Abroad Before You Die

As an aspiring world traveler, I thought it was necessary to write as my final article a bucket list for going abroad. After graduating this May, I have a one-way ticket to Europe where I plan on taking part in most, if not all, of the bullets listed below. And later on in life, I plan on taking part in everything else, so I think you should, too. Wish me luck on my adventures, and I wish you luck on yours!

Will Ferrell. Spanish. Nuf Said.

6 Horrific Things People Ingest As Aphrodisiacs

I’ll get right to the point here; if you want to get laid by using food, either use lobster or chocolate. Lobster is expensive, and impresses women, either because they are shallow or just appreciate the financial sacrifice you made to give them a nice dinner. Chocolate, on the other hand, is like crack for women. That is not a sexist statement; I have met several men that didn’t like chocolate, but not a single woman or girl. Not one.

Gallery: Naughty School Girl Roo Anne Has Something for Teacher

Roo Anne always seemed to get good grades in school. She never studied much, but she was always staying after school to work on a special project or two. Maybe the sexy webcam girl actually meant she was working on a teacher or two? Roo is a small town girl and a big time seductress. Care to be seduced? NSFW !!

Here, Kitty, Kitty!

Tim Tebow Erects Statue and Jockey Ads

Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow is having himself a busy month. It all started with the release of Tebow’s new endorsement for Jockey and ended up with himself etched in stone in Florida.

Jockey released a new ad featuring Tebow in their new line of Staycool undershirts and we can only guess that there will be more Tebow in the future.

Man of the Moment: Christian Slater

The leading man in many a ’90s teen girl’s fantasies, Christian Slater hits the small screen in the new Fox comedy Breaking In (Wednesdays, 9:30/8:30c). His role? A shades-wearing, cigar-smoking mastermind behind a security company that engineers real and cyber break-ins to scare firms into hiring his crew (which just happens to include hottie Odette Annable). Fittingly named Oz, “the guy behind the curtain calling the shots who has his finger in a lot of different pies,” Slater finally has the perfect TV showcase for his comic charms. But the actor known for Heathers, True Romance and Interview With The Vampire hasn’t given up on movies.

Badass! Red Wings Franzen Gets Injured, Stays In Game

The Detroit Red Wings may be without Henrik Zetterberg but they are doing just fine. In the first two games of the NHL Playoffs, the Phoenix Coyotes and Detroit Red Wings have battled it out but Detroit is just too strong for the young Phoenix squad.

Saturday the Red Wings held off Phoenix to win the game 4-3 in which Pavel Datsyuk continued to swing his big balls of steel around the ice and scored once and added two assists in the first period.

Jordana Brewster’s Hot Dog Water

Your Highness Movie Clip

Danny McBride, James Franco and Natalie Portman’s tush star in the ancient comedy “Your Highness” due in movie theaters and talking picture houses this Friday. Here Thadeous (McBride) commits to protecting Isabelle (Portman)

5 Explosives that would give Micheal Bay wood

March 2011 Fail Compilation

Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage at First Live Show

Improve Your Work Environment – brought to you by Archer

How to win friends and improve your work environment, a special PSA brought to you by Archer Season 1. Buy it now or watch it on Netflix….you’ll thank me later.

Jessica Messenger Is April’s Model of the Month!

The Daily Show : You’re Welcome – Internet History

Sexy Blonde Barron Twins Get Wet in the Waves

Watch the sexy blonde Barron Twins roll around in the ocean and get a little wet. These busty blonde bombshells love to party and hang out on the beach.

• VIDEO: Dude Screams ‘I’m Rich! I’m Rich!’ and Makes It Rain in a Boston Starbucks [BroBible]
• 8 Bizarre and Incredibly Specific Dating Sites to Fulfill Your Every Fetish and Fantasy [The Bachelor Guy]
• Top 5 STD’s Charlie Sheen Gave Jimmy Kimmel [Turd Ferguson Blog]
• Chuck Norris once spit here [GodBlessTheInternet]
• Video: Hot Girls Singing Terribly [SoCal Glamour Girls]
  
• 18 funny movie and TV screencaps [TheCampusSocialite]
• Worst Promotion Ever? Seattle Mariners May Hold Free Compost Night [BallTribe Sports News]
• Thank god it’s Friday (though its Thursday) [Afro Jacks]
• Paris Hilton is good at tennis, being slutty [GiggityGreg]
• Top Five People You Won’t See On Madden 12 [The Pigskin Doctors]
• Star Wars, Real Life Comics! Issue 1, Luke and Leia [Funny Crave]
• Own your own petite lap giraffe courtesy of Sokoblovsky Farms [Guyism]
• Cheerleaders of the 2011 NCAA Sweet 16 Showdown [COED Magazine]
• A Look at James Harrison’s 2010 “Illegal” Hits [Crazy Amigo]
• AWESOMENESS: Mighty Ducks Gangsta Rap [Sharapova's Thigh]
• What Rebecca Black has taught me [Regretful Morning]
• NASCAR: Tribute to the Catch Can Man [All Left Turns]
• NHL Playoff Preview – Eastern Conference [The Puck Doctors]
  

Flintstones Theme Extended – Fred’s healthcare is almost as prehistoric as the U.S.’s.

• A Look at Laziness in the Workplace.  [The Campus Socialite]
• Thanksgiving Links to Fill You UP!! [Plug Love]
• Lingerie Theater: How to Make the Perfect Thanksgiving Turkey.  [EGOTV]
• How To Write a Ke$ha Song.  [Holy Taco]
• 50 Things Every Guy Should Know How To Do.  [Guyism]
• 9 Myths About Thanksgiving.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 Thing NOT to Bring Up at Thanksgiving Dinner.  [College Candy]
• Thanksgiving Eating Tips From a Competitive Eater.  [Clutch]
• 5 Best Celebs to Bring Home on Thanksgiving.  [Leftos]
• Top GIFs from last week’s NFL action.  [Pigskin Doctors]

Beyonce has a new commercial for her new fragrance, “Heat.” Apparently, the epic display of boobs and legs was considered too naughty for British TV. Not sure why. Makes me want to buy some bras. Oh wait, this is a perfume commercial…