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Archive for the ‘links’ Category

Huge Boobs: The Documentary : Heavy.com

Valentines for People in Troubled Relationships : College Humor

If you’re a full-blown alcoholic, you probably shouldn’t be delivering beer for a living (vid) : Foundry Music

Top 10 football scenes in Movies : Moviefone

Super Bowl XLIV Commercial Commentary : YepYep

Super Bowl Ads: Just The Violent Parts : Warming Glow

Sweet! Ovechkin Breaks Goal Cam : Puck Doctors

Shameless Male Crying Displays That Are NOT OK : Askmen.com

Old School Batman Valentines : Comics Alliance

Funny!  Lonely Dave: Dinner Date : Atom Comedy

Proof That It’s Gone Too Far: Cats & Dogs In 3D :  FilmDrunk

Dennis Quaid Snubbed Again! Oscar Nomination Snubs and Surprises : Moviefone

Super Bowl Bound! WILL TRADE; Left Testicle For Super Bowl Tickets : Tasty Booze

Miranda can deep throat 2 bananas simultaneously. In other words, she’s a keeper! (vid) : Foundry Music

The Best Lingerie Football Play Evah  :  Don Chavez

Firefly Fans Know This – Morena Baccarin is a Tease :  Coed Magazine

20 Worst Boob Jobs :  HEAVY.com

New Season Of Sarah Silverman, New Awesome Exclusives  :  Atom.com

Sarah Silverman : Funny and Sexy? :  Gunaxin

Win a Bunch of Super Bowl Party Starters  :  The Bachelor Guy

Is the “Myspace Pose” the best Dating Profile Picture? This girl put it to the test :  Lemon Drop

8 Super Bowl Guests You Must Avoid : Guyism

20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven’t Aged Well : Manofest

Rip Torn Wins Nick Nolte Memorial Award For Drunken Awesomeness : Film Drunk

Predictions for the Final Season of LOST : Funny Crave

Were We Always Assholes? :  Heavy.com

14 horribly unappetizing vintage food ideas : Guyism

30 Crazy Captchas : Banned in Hollywood

What’s better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs on a Trampoline? Absolutely nothing. OK, maybe pizza : Foundry Music

Mel Gibson is Mad! : Moviefone

The Softer Side of the Marvel Universe: Comics Alliance

Lessons We’ve Learned from Gambling Movies : Moviefone

Tiger’s Transgressions – The Back 9 : Atom Comedy

Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream : Fork Party

Remember, Jesus Loves You : Comedy.com

Taylor Momsen doesn’t “f—ing” want to be a role model : Guyism

How to Create an Online Dating Profile That’ll Fill Your Mailbox : The Bachelor Guy

How To Report The News : Tasty Booze

Christina Aguilera Took Her Boob Salad To A Grammy Party  : Don Chavez

10 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Squads : Coed Magazine

Michael Bolton gets you ready for softball season : Epic Carnival

Bat Stuck In Hell: Songs From the Lost Batman Musical : Comics Alliance

Nicolas Cage’s Magical Mystery Hair : Maxim

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Danica Patrick Mega-gallery : All Left Turns

The Women of 24…All of Them : Funny Crave

Golden Globes: Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Would Not Be Denied : Don Chavez

As if bungee jumping wasn’t scary enough, this guy has a**hole friends to make it even scarier : Foundry Music

Nate Kaeding’s attempted suicide (according to Wikipedia). This was to be expected : Next Round

Mariah Carey’s CleavageAmazing Video Of A Pickup On The Wall Of Death Would Not Be Denied : DJMick

Chicago Bears Take Out Ad Apologizing For Crappy Season : NQTC.com

42 Crazy Fears and Phobias No Guy Should Ever Admit to Having : The Bachelor Guy

The 10 Dumbest Things Billy Bush Said Last Night at the Golden Globes : Filmdrunk

Stephon Marbury Signs to Play in China : The Hoop Doctors

15 Rock Stars That Went Off the Deep End : Fork Party

The end of the world is coming to East Tennessee, in a matter of speaking. A winter storm is coming and they are calling for 3-6 inches. Tragic, isn’t it?

We know Northerners are used to snow fall but down here we’re not. People flip the Hell out and for some reason the first thing they do is head to the grocery store and only buy 3 things: bread, milk, and eggs. It’s kinda freaky. You’d think maybe some bottled water or TP would be sold out but try buying bread before a snowstorm and you’ll be out of luck.

So, while Knoxville prepares for what someone from Pennsylvania might call a ‘dusting’ of snow, here are some links to keep you warm.

Celebrities: Artie Lange stabs himself in a suicide attempt : AfroJacks

Funny :  Lady Forgets She’s Not At Burger King  :  Tasty Booze

Funny : Newspaper misunderstanding  : Deaddog

Sports: 10 Fictional Sporting Events We’d Pay Good Money to Attend : Funny Crave

Funny :  Just another day on the school bus, rolling over mailboxes into a ditch with a dozen screaming kids : Foundry Music

Women :  30 years of sexy ladies: THE FINALS : Guyism

Tech : The Official iPhone App is out for Break.com! : All Left Turns

Funny: An Infographic Look Back at Historically Great Sex Scandals : MadAtoms

Sports: Top 10 NFL Players Who Wear Number 10 : The Pigskin Doctors

Tech: Control a Helicopter with your iPhone: Mashable

Funny :  Saruman The White Makes A Metal Concept Album: Gamma Squad

Funny : The Creepiest, Strangest and Most Depressing TV Commercials : URLesque

Geek : Superhero Versions of 80s Album Art by Cliff Chiang : Comics Alliance

Funny : The Ultimate Fish Punching Reality Show! : Atom.com

Movies: 20 Stupid Star Wars Character Names : Gunaxin

Society: 5,000 newly fat booted from “beautiful people only” website for holiday weight gain : The Bachelor Guy

Women: Molly Sims Tries To Put Viagra Out Of Business : Don Chavez

Animals : Animals, Funny 20 Moments In Animal Awesomeness : Banned in Hollywood

Celebrities : Michael Cera: Mind Murderer : Next Round

The holidays are finally over and it’s time to not get back to work.  The worst part of the holidays are when you come back to work after the flurry of events and many days off.  That’s a worse hangover than our Moonshine New Year’s Eve party.

Movies: Clerks-Star Wars Mashup – Star Wars: Revenge of the 37 Dicks : Regretful Morning

Funny: Top 10 Everything Of The Decade : Heavy.com

Women: Today’s Carnival Princess: Nicole Johnson : Epic Carnival

Sports: Chandler Parsons of Florida 70-Foot Game Winner Sinks NC State : Buster Sports

Funny: Pop Culture Lunch Atop a Skyscraper : Gunaxin

Movies: James Cameron’s Pocohontas… err… Avatar : Picture

Society: The Darwin Awards team is proud to announce the 2009 Darwin Award Winners! :  Darwin Awards

Women: Wanda Welcomes in the New Year [NSFW] : Foundry Music

Funny: Mugshots Of The Decade : Tasty Booze

Society: Snow Keeps New Years Revellers Stuck Inside Pub for 3 Days: BBC News

Murray Christmas, everyone!  We do not get the gift of anymore Flight of the Conchords so we’ll have to make do with the two seasons gifted to us.  The holidays are supposed to bring people together but we find that going out in public makes us want to be away from the public.

C’mon folks!  Christmas is listed on the calendar.  Why’d you wait until now to go out and get gifts?  Here’s some gifts for you.  The gift of timekilling links.  Enjoy.

• How Men & Women See Google: Maxim Magazine
• Bah Humbug! Anti-Christmas Movies: Gunaxin
• Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies [NSFW]: Foundry Music
• 9 Christmas Shopping Coupons Inspired By the Recession: Funny Crave
• Top 25 movie moments of the decade:  Moviefone
• 10 Most Irritating People of 2009:  YepYep
• Simple Steps to Take Right Now to Help You Get a Job: Lemon Drop
• Top 5 Dunks of the Decade:  The Hoop Doctors
• Shoot Down Your Girlfriend’s Sex-cuses! : Crave Online
• Girl Ruins Christmas Mass: Melissa Bell strikes again with her fable “The Meaning of Christmas”: Atom.com
• Sexy UPS Girls because today is the last day to shop online for Christmas 2009 [slightly NSFW]: COED Magazine
• Kim Peek, Real ‘Rain Man,’ Dies at 58:  Moviefone

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We are headed down the home stretch for the Christmas season and if you have yet to get our present there is still time to order us a good gift.

• Proof That ANYTHING Can Be Deep Fried: Top Cultured
• 30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1966 & 1967:  Guyism
• The 18 Best Movies Of The Decade : Film Drunk
• 25 Unlikely Animal Relationships : Fork Party
• 15 Inappropriate Movie Posters Photoshopped for the Holidays: Moviefone
• Clash of the Titans – trailer 2:  Foundry Music
• Kings Can’t Even Sellout Stadium with $1 Beer Night Promo : The Hoop Doctors
• Hot Cougars: A Photo Gallery:  Funny Crave
• Heading out tonite? Here are the 5 rules for being a good wingman: The Bachelor Guy
• The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade : The Comics Alliance
• Tiger Woods Tower Defense :  Heavy.com
• You have to hand it to Girls Gone Wild for getting a cop and nurse to make out together: Foundry Music

This is the last weekend you have to buy your best friend or favorite family member that Dick Towel you’ve been longing for.  It’s hard to believe it is only a week until Christmas and only a few weeks away from 2010.

Growing up we had huge expectations for that year.  Mainly because they had the  balls to make a movie about it and claim we’d be doing awesome stuff like living on the Moon or visiting Jupiter or having kick-ass robots like HAL going ape-shit and killing people.

Sadly we have none of that yet.  We’re still just a bunch of dumb monkeys stuck on Earth…

• Local News.  We’re so Proud! A drunk four year old steals Christmas presents with a beer in hand
• Merry Christmas! The Ultimate Sexy Christmas Gallery:  Gunaxin
• The 10 most rotten TV kids of all-time:  Guysim
• The Holidays 10 Worst Stocking Stuffers:  Funny Crave
• The Simpsons debuted 20 years ago today

• Jaguars Mascot Jaxson Gets Stuck on Zip-line Above Field: Backporch Fanhouse
• And we’re not on it? The 10 biggest a**holes of the decade:  Chris Illuminati
• Fucking Hilarious! Your Christmas Tree’s Twitter Page:  Maxim Magazine
• Dan Lebatard Speaks With Uncle Luke About ESPN Doc, “The U’”:  The Smoking Section
• Jersey Protesters Fight Stereotypes:  Warming Glow
• MTV Spokesman Defends “Jersey Shore” (And Guidos) : Comedy.com

• Terrible Gifts for the MMA Fan:  Heavy.com
• Depressing Nativity Scenes: URLesque
• Sweet! Fans of the Hangover check out Breaks “Hangover Hotel” Enter your e-mail address to win a Flip Mino HD cam:  Break.com
• Forget Online Dating and Speed Dating, now there’s Group Dating:  The Bachelor Guy
• Batman Through Time: Bruce Wayne Hangs with Jesus, Lincoln, and 80s Breakdancers: Comics Alliance

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