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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, one of our favorite cartoons on television growing up, learn how to use their weapons. It frees up a lot of their time when used properly.

Episode 8 of “Between Two Ferns.” Zach Galifianakis sits down with Ben Stiller, star of the ‘Meet the Fockers’ series as well as the new movie, Greenberg. As usual, things don’t go smoothly. Turns out Ben Stiller is a little grumpy.

Are you confused with “Lost?” Don’t worry. We have found out the true meaning of the island.

Turns out that all along the island is another version of the planet Pandora from the movie “Avatar.”

Yes.  The truth is the original Keyboard Cat is gone.  He’s up in the litter box in the sky.

But don’t worry.  The humorous Internet meme is being reincarnated. The newest Keyboard Cat takes it up a notch. Not only does he get his Harold Faltermeyer on, but he also tosses in some percussion. Nice.

Craig Robinson, star of the upcoming “Hot Tub Time Machine” movie, is one of our favorite comedians to pop up in films and TV. You may have seen him in the movies “40-year Old Virgin” and “The “Pineapple Express” and NBC’s “The Office.”

A lot of people may not know by the actor Craig Robinson is now available for download on your computer. Yep, there’s a Craig Robinson screensaver that’s been around for a bit and it says some funny stuff. It also says a bunch of NSFW stuff so beware.

TO DOWNLOAD: 1. Go to http://www.funnyordie.com/promos/screensavers

Would you travel across the country to confront a wrong number? Hank and Jed’s “Wrong Number” is just typical story of a man getting a wrong number, the other man getting angry, and then a cross-country showdown is scheduled. This happens every time we get a wrong number.

This short move is NSFW due to a lot of dirty words. Just thought we’d warn you, c###s####r.

You fart in a cup. You put the cup in your cats face and then look at the reaction.

HAH HAH HAH

It’s Kitty Fart Cup! From the makers of Puppy Fart Mug.

Sneaking in after the anticipated Funny or Die Presents, HBO presented the premiere of the Ricky Gervais Show.

The show is an interesting mix of comedy and animation featuring Ricky Gervais, the star of the original Office and Extras. He teams up with his writing partner, Stephen Merchant, and an animation crew to give you this unique show only available on the pay-cable channel HBO. Thankfully, they have allowed us all to watch the first episode online.

The series is an animated version of Ricky Gervais’ podcasts which just happen to hold the Guinness World record for most downloads.

The French fur trappers are out stalking their helpless prey from this fantastic sketch from the Kids in the Hall.

Today’s Daily List looks at ways you may be annoying people at the gym.  We all try to exercise in some capacity. Some choose to get fit in the great outdoors, while others enjoy the comfort of a weight room or gymnasium. Unfortunately, some people take their exercise too far in an attempt to impress the masses.

Whether on purpose or just due to a lack of social skills, here are 7 Ways To Be Obnoxious While Exercising.