“Give Me All The Bacon & [Green] Eggs You Have.”

I don’t know if Dr. Seuss heard him correctly but just in case it’s not a lot of Bacon and Green Eggs that’s on hand. It’s all of them.

One artist envisioned what it would be like to have Dr. Seuss reimagined Ron Swanson and his desire to eat bacon and eggs with the timeless classic book “Green Eggs and Ham”

What you get is sheer genius! Check out the Ron Swanson version of Dr. Seuss and feel free to buy one on a t-shirt.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

Well, man. That’s just like your opinion….

Jaws meets the Big Lebowski, our generation’s finest movie.

Trees in 3D, you say?  You bet.

I’m not the biggest fan of 3D but A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas was easily the best movie I’ve seen in years in the format since Avatar because most 3D pictures are too scared to do the things Harold and Kumar would do and make them pop out of the screen.

That means lots of smoke, women’s jiggly parts, Claymation, beer pong and various WTF’s jumping off the screen.

And Neil Patrick Harris. It just wouldn’t be a Harold and Kumar trip if they didn’t run into one of our favorite actors.

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas is finally out on Blu-Ray and DVD.  This Tuesday you will be able to get MISTLE-TOASTED with the release of A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas on Blu-Ray. It comes in the 3D combo pack as well as the 2D combo pack.

Both combo packs include the regular DVD with optional Digital download so you can view the movie on your personal devices like the iPhone or your laptop. Sweet!

Check out the trailer below.

So we had the awesome privilege via the cool folks at Warner Bros. Video  to grab a copy of A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas early and check out the special features.  I love my job!

The “Extra Dope Edition” of the movie includes some fun features including extended cuts and deleted scenes.  Plus there’s “Through the Haze with Tom Lennon” and a video showing how the producers brought the Harold and Kumar Claymation to life.

Yes, there’s Claymation!  It’s the second best part of the film right after H&K meet up with the Legendary Neil Patrick Harris.

The fantastic star of CBS’s How I Met Your Mother is required to make a Harold and Kumar movie, right?

But just how did the get NPH to return to the third movie when he was killed in a bloody shootout at that chicken ranch in Texas?

Well, there’s actually a good reason that Neil is back. We won’t ruin that surprise for you (you’ll have to watch the movie) but let’s just say NPH is back and better then before. Check out this clip from A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas featuring the first meeting of H&K with Neil.

As fans of NPH from the Harold and Kumar films as well as How I Met Your Mother, I can’t imagine a more versatile and talented actor who cracks me up on such a consistent basis. Be sure to check out our Favorite Neil Patrick Harris Moments to get an understanding of why we love him so much.

So be sure to check out A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas on Blu-ray 3D Combo Pack and Blu-ray Combo Pack each include the Extra Dope Edition – Extended Cut (Presented in 2D only), with new cuts of favorite scenes, now extended.

The Blu-ray 3D Combo Pack, Blu-ray Combo Pack and DVD include an UltraViolet Digital Copy of the standard definition theatrical version of the film, which allows consumers to download and instantly stream the film to many computers, tablets and smartphones.

“A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas” will be available on Blu-ray 3D Combo Pack, Blu-ray Combo Pack, and DVD. It will also be available for download or rental from online digital retailers including iTunes, Xbox, PlayStation, Amazon, Vudu and CinemaNow.

The film will also be available digitally in High Definition (HD) VOD, and Standard Definition (SD) VOD from cable and satellite providers. Select cable providers will also offer “A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas” in High Definition 3D VOD.

Man, times have changed.  Neil Patrick Harris has reinvented his career and he’s been propelled into the top of the acting world. He’s a Broadway star, hosted awards and he’s the star of the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother.

It’s been a nice ride for NPH since he took the role of mocking himself in a silly comedy.

So with A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas coming out on Blu-Ray and DVD today, a day they’re calling  Neil Patrick Harris Appreciation Day ,we’re taking a look back at some of the best Neil Patrick Harris’ best moments.

And yes, we’ll be forgetting about The Smurfs.  Every comeback has a speed bump on occasion.

Neil Patrick Harris Meets Harold and Kumar

Here’s where it all began. Two stones pick up a hitchhiker on the side of a woody road at night and it turns out to be NPH! Geeked out on Ex, NPH rants some nasty non-Doogie type lines that cracked us all up.

Neil Patrick Harris’ 2011 Tony Awards Opening Number

NPH has an extremely broad appeal a thanks to his Internet status, comedic timing and singing.

Not many guys can pull it off as being a sexy lead on a TV show or movie and then belting out tunes on Broadway without losing respect but NPH can do it all.  During the 2011 Tonys he gave one of the best opening numbers to an award show ever.

I don’t even watch the Tonys, and I bet you don’t either, but you’ll see what I mean with this number called “Broadway, it’s not just for gays anymore.”

Barney Stinson Doogie Howser reference

C’mon, we all know he was once Doogie Howser, MD. Why not have fun with it? In this clip from How I Met Your Mother, Barney pulls out a sweet Doogie moment.

Neil Patrick Harris scene from “A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas”

NPH and Lunch Lady Scooter show their real love

Harold & Kumar 2- Neil Patrick Harris takes shrooms

NPH is tripping out on shrooms and listening to one of the best songs in the world when he just happens, for the second time, to run into Harold and Kumar in the middle of nowhere.

And yes, it’s got the awesome unicorn scene in it!

Neil Patrick Harris Can’t Take a Bad Picture

Barney finds it easy to be perfect. Here the camera, like his audience, loves NPH so much they can’t see him in a bad pose. His friend Robin is obsessed with taking a bad picture of Barney which is not possible. Or is it?.

Slapsgiving

One of the best parts of HIMYM are the Slapsgiving bets. Nothing like seeing Barney get all girlie at the prospect of getting slapped.

In her new Teleflora Super Bowl commercial, Lima gets all dolled up to give the important message about what Valentine’s Day is really about.

Teleflora’s 2012 Super Bowl commercial starring Adriana Lima is both romantic and alluring; with the gorgeous Lima taking center stage as she prepares for a special Valentine’s Day date..

Jerry Seinfeld is back on TV, kinda, in a new series of Acura commericals. The Luxury Honda label is bringing out a killer NSX that makes the old version look like a Hot Wheel. Very Nice.

And Jerry wants one but unfortunately he’s second on the list.  Check out Jerry trying to bump himself up the list to get the car in this new Acura Super Bowl Commercial and all the extended outtakes from the ad.

Jerry Seinfeld is so excited about the new Acura NSX that he will stop at nothing to acquire the very first one. Check out the extended version of Acura’s Super Bowl commercial.

In his ongoing attempts to acquire the very first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld offers to trade the last living Munchkin to the one person in front of him on the waiting list. Check out more outtakes below.

Outtakes: Attempting to trade his way up to the top of the waiting list for a new Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the advantages of traveling by zip line to the current holder of the top spot.

In his attempts to get the first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person in front of him on the waiting list to trade by offering to recap a TV show with sock puppets.

Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person at the top of the waiting list for an Acura NSX to trade places by offering to make small talk with the omelet guy for him.

Jerry Seinfeld tries to get the very first Acura NSX by offering a private comedy show to the person in front of him on the waiting list.

Star Wars and Volkswagen team up again, in a way, for their newest Super Bowl commercial titled “Dog Strikes Back,” featuring an overweight pooch who tries to loose weight. Toss in some James Brown and you’re golden, right?

Well that’s not all!  Check it out for the Star Wars aspect which I’m referring to and you’ll get a nice laugh.

I personally like the couch made of bikini babes but I’ll take the Lionel Ritchie blender as well. That sounds sweet.

This year for the big game, the 2012 Chevy Super Bowl commercials features the winner of Chevy’s Route66 competition. Watch Zack Borst’s winning entry as the grad who gets the gift of a new car. This Chevy ad will appear during Super Bowl XLVI. Check out more about Chevy and Super Bowl XLVI at http://www.chevrolet.com/culture.

CareerBuilder.com has created some great ads in the past primarily because they employ chimps. As much as I love to see chimps dressed up as people, my favorite ad from them is still the Lighting Farts in the Cubicle commercial that never aired.

This year for the 2012 Super Bowl, Career Builder has brought back the chimps and I’m excited. Here’s a look at the latest ad.

Awesome Baroness Cosplay via

I suspect a sneaky ad campaign of some kind here.  I mean, seeing the Griswold’s back for a Vacation reunion was fun but just not the real thing.

Now some people think that the Ferris Bueller world might be a bit too complex to make a sequel.   But I think they can do it despite the fact that Ferris is now like 60 years old and has gray hair.  We’ll know soon enough as the reality will be revealed on Super Bowl Sunday (that’s Feb. 5, non-football fans!).

Check out the quick teaser below which is tabbed as a Super Bowl ad. For what, we don’t know. Maybe the Chicago Board of Tourism or Abe Froman finally opened up that chain of restaurants.  The more I think about it the more I think I’m going to be disappointed.

If this is an ad for a hotel chain I’m going to riot.

Here’s an infographic that breaks down all the Super Bowl stats you need to know for the big day including the amount of beer and nachos consumed during the game.  Did you know that 325+ million gallons of beer will be consumed on Super Bowl Sunday? Crazy and I thought we drank too much.

That’s why I kinda gravitate toward the Battlefield series. That and the fact that Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 3 sucks balls.  Talk about your most expensive expansion pack ever. I don’t think they’re even trying to add anything new  to that series now. It’s an exact copy of MW2.

On Battlefield 3 you still get the macho douchebags and stupid kids but overall the team play style of the game makes for a better crowd once you weed out the COD turds.

For instance this week I ran into a real work of art.  He was mad because I blew up his tank with a rocket launcher.  That’s it. Nothing much. Wasn’t bouncing around with a shotgun or spam people with mortars or anything lame like that. Just playing conquest and shooting a tank. Turns out it’s  just enough to turn this guy red in the face and create these sweet exchanges.

Seeing he was a not too bright douchebag, I enjoyed trolling him a bit.  It always amazes me how ignorant and entitled people are sometimes.  I mean, I know there are jerks out there but imagine your kid getting these types of curse-laden messages sent over.

HIM: F$$k U HACKER

Me: am just how am I hacking, genius? Because I killed you? Are you really that stupid?

By this time he rage quits the game because he died.  About 5 minutes later he responds.

HIM: 1 shot my tank C##T your reported

Me: report away genius. i’m not a hacker.  you’re just a complete baby. call the wambulance while you’re at it.

About 5 minutes later he thinks of a solid comeback. Jerk store has already been used so he comes up with this.

HIM: UR S**T NOOB

Me: no, i’m not. you’re just a huge baby. go back to call of duty if you are going to cry every time someone shoots you.  and, just a tip for future life, stop being such a baby. it makes you sound like you’re 13 years old.

About 10 minutes later he chimes back in. At this time it’s just getting annoying but still funny in a sad way.

HIM: srry didnt read ur f*g life story so STFU plz!!! or us a** is block

Me: good lord, are you still crying? feel free to stop crying at any moment.

At this point he’s been gone for well over 15 minutes and I’ve moved on and playing news games. Getting random messages from him was a bit humorous, mostly because I felt he just couldn’t come up with a response that wasn’t a cliche.

I’m not sure what ‘a** is block’ means.  Guess he means he’ll block me so we can’t have these great philosophical moments together. Now how am I going to invite him to my birthday party?

So I took the time to report him on Battlelog, the Battlefield 3 service run by EA and noticed this dude has played 416 hours of this game so far!  The game has only been out since November and he created his account November 30th and has already devoted over 17 solid days to playing the game out of a possible 52.

Wow!  Talk about needing to get a life.  I guess if this dude is so easily set off by little things it’s better he’s on the PS3 playing video games instead of driving a car.  But 17 days!  Seriously!  He’s averaging around 8 hours of gameplay a day! Whaaaa…..!

That’s just sad.

But the good news is that not everyone is a complete idiot.  There are some great peeps out there playing the game and one of them who posts YouTubes by the handle birgirpall created an epic and awesome Battlefield 3 Super Mario-themed video.

Awesome, just awesome.