Is it sad that the only good thing about this year for our Tennessee Vols is that Derek Dooley‘s pants are now a ‘thing’?
The Vols are losing and in the cellar at the moment. They haven’t been 0-5 in the SEC since the 70′s, which is about the last time the pants that Dooley wears were acceptable. As for a gimmick on the sidelines, they’re fine. It stands out even though they burn out the retinas.
To help celebrate Dooley’s orange pants, UT students organized a “Fear the Pants” flash mob during the Vols’ Oct. 29 game against South Carolina. Former UT coach and college football hall-of-famer Johnny Majors makes a cameo. FEAR THE PANTS!
But the best thing I’ve seen all weekend is the little Derek Dooley Halloween costume. Epic! It nails the perfect hair of Dooley down while still preserving the epicness of the pants. Someone in Knoxville is my new hero.




