Esquire Likes Kate Upton And So Do We
Hey Kate Upton. How are you? Haven’t seen you in a few days. Things been good? Listen, I’m really sorry about the way we ended things. Namely that you refused to go on a single date with me. So I’m gonna toss you in this bag into the trunk of my car. Cool? Yeah. Cool.
Danny McBride: “Nose hairs. Trim them.”
When Danny McBride was in his mid-20s, he returned to his home state of Virginia a failure, having tried to make it in Hollywood and whiffed. But he wasn’t down on his luck for long. He took a job substitute teaching, hooked up with his college friend Jody Hill and made the tiny-budget taekwondo comedy The Foot Fist Way.
And when that flick miraculously caught the attention of Will Ferrell, he wound up with multiple movie deals and his own HBO show, Eastbound and Down. These days, it’s hard not to see McBride…or his alter ego, Kenny Powers.
Brett Favre Retire/Unretire Flowchart
Brett Favre is currently sitting at home on the couch wondering if it’s that time of year to play some football. Even with the NFL Lockout looming over the fall season, the reports are rising out of Louisiana that Favre is indeed considering coming back to the NFL. Let’s check out the Brett Favre Retirement Flowchart.
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The Competition For Mugshot Of The Year (Tattoo Division) Is Officially Over
You know what’s crazy. I actually think this isn’t that bad of a tattoo. Think about it this way. How many times do you see some idiot with a tattoo they regret? Oh I thought this scorpion holding a unicorn would be cool forever. Oh I thought me and Crystal would be soulmates for the rest of time. Oh I thought saying “Da Bomb” would always be cool. I would say over half of the people who get tattoos end up regretting those tattoos. Well you know what saying will never go out of style?
Lets Put An End To The “Erin Andrews Is Hot” Debate
Erin Andrews is by far the worst looking girl in that group. In fact I didn’t even realize she was in the picture until after I was done yanking it to “The Certified Dick Wrecker” 4 times. I mean look at Andrews’ face and then pan across to Sparks who looks hotter then the Finch, who looks hotter and then to Upton who is basically fucking the camera.
NHL 12 Update – Break the Glass with Massive Checks
EA Sports is gearing up to make their annual NHL video game the best ever and if the videos and specs popping out over the last few weeks are any indication, it will soon rival NHL 94 as one of the best hockey video games ever.
One of the new features of NHL 12, due out in September, is the new full-contact physics engine designed to make everything in the arena live and make the players more realistic.