I mean, seriously, who isn’t excited about the upcoming movie sequel to Human Centipede?

One of the most demented movies of our generation is coming back and promises to be more centipedey. At least I hope it is. The movie has become instantly a pop culture phenomenon so you knew there would be more and you knew it would push the bounds further than the first one. That is if you can stand to watch it in the theaters. Some people might prefer to view it in the comfort of their own homes and under the covers.

This utterly disgusting science fiction horror film can’t really be placed in the usual ‘slasher’ genre mostly because most of the violence is as delicate as an eighth grade home economics sewing lesson. If you aren’t familiar with the Human Centipede, let us spoil it for you: A crazy German (of course he had to be German) doctor sews his victims together to form Voltron… sorry, no, to form a massive three-person ‘centipede’.

This chart will serve as a handy guide on just what your reaction to this movie will be. Some will call it glorious. Others will call it a truly disgusting and unnecessary waste of money. What will happen to you when faced with something, so vile…

Human Centipede Flowchart by Fork Party
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