This video is titled “The Worst Playground Idea Ever” but I think it should be “The Best Playground Idea Ever.” I’m sure some overprotective parents out there don’t want their tots playing on this awesome thing, whatever the Hell it’s called.
Let’s call it the “Spinning Mushroom of Death” and I want to know where I can play with one. Kids these days are too soft and whiny. You strap a helmet on little Timmy and let him play.
Rides like this are where young boys become men. And separator shoulders. But if God didn’t mean for you to separate your shoulder, he wouldn’t have let them be so easy to pop back into place.
Just give it a quick, hard pull and it will go into place.
