The 29 Must-See Movies of Summer 2011

The 29 Must-See Movies of Summer 2011

The summer movie season officially begins this weekend with the opening of Will Ferrell’s “Everything Must Go” and Judd Apatow’s “Bridesmaids.” Or maybe it started last week with “Thor.” Or next week with the latest “Pirates of the Caribbean.” How ever you slice it, the slate of blockbusters Hollywood has on tap for the next four months looks to be unprecedented in terms of sheer number, size, and box-office potential. There’s a bunch of comic book origin stories, plenty of alien invasions, and some outrageous comedies that are trying to one-up “The Hangover 2.” Unlikely. Anyway, here are 29 movies that are probably worth your $13 this summer.

Here We Go! NHL Conference Finals Preview

We’re getting one step closer to the coveted Stanley Cup Playoffs with the all exciting Conference Finals. The equally matched Sharks and Canucks kick off the Western Finals as the offensive Lightning and defensive Bruins square off Saturday for the Eastern Finals.

Adrianne Curry Rode The Sybian On The Howard Stern Show

Adrianne Curry
After very little encouragement from Howard, Adrianne jumped on the Sybian: “This is actually pretty awesome…I feel like my whole body’s getting a massage through my vagina.” After nearly jumping off (“I don’t want to keep going because I’ll get my dress wet.”), Adrianne quickly and quietly climaxed: “I just totally came on your f’ng Sybian…on a scale of 1 to 10, that was a 7.”

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Boxer Bernard Hopkins Thinks Donovan McNabb Isn’t Black Enough

Piling on the Donovan McNabb hate train with Redskins coach Mike Shanahan is boxer Bernard Hopkins. Why the boxer decided to pop out his opinions on McNabb is odd but here you go.

Hopkins believes that McNabb has let down his race. Yikes. We’re not just talking about throwing too many INT’s here. Hopkins goes full racial here and states that McNabb may have watched “Roots” but he just don’t understand it.

Nothing Good Can Come From This

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The Very Best of the Scumbag Stacy Meme

In the spirit of any guy who’s ever been wronged by a woman, and the female version of Scumbag Steve, these are the 50+ greatest “dude I’ve totally been through that” moments from the most controversial meme in Advice Animal meme history: Scumbag Stacy. Scumbag Stacy is that girl you’ve always pined after, done absolutely everything for, but will never have. And everyone hates her. Let’s embrace our nerd rage in a round-up of the best of Scumbag Stacy because bro, we’ve all been there.

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