Morning Exercises
You Can’t Turn It Off!
Rondo’s Dislocated Elbow
So after that happened, Rajon Rondo went into the locker room and they popped his elbow back into place. FUUUUCK THAT! I would have told the doctors to just leave my shit alone, I’ll live.
Man’s Loses His Penis When Drunk Friend Shows Off Samurai Sword Skills
Sixty-one-year-old Bulgarian Zaprian Lozanov and his friend, 43-year old Lyubomir Todorov, were at Lozanov’s flat tossing back some bevs, just getting absolutely hammer-time, and enjoying their day. You know, as Bros do. Then something unexpected happens; Todorov, a self-proclaimed martial arts expert (he and Steven Seagal have something in common), catches eyes with a samurai sword and the rest, as they say, is history. By “rest” I mean, Lozanov’s penis… because Johnny Martial Artist got a bit loose with his technique.
Green Men Back Harassing Predators and Carrie Underwood
On Saturday night the Nashville Predators avoided elimination with a strong win in Vancouver thanks to Joel Ward’s 2 goals and an assist. The Canucks seemed to run out of gas in the third period and allowed Nashville to go up 4-2 before snapping out of the funk and grabbing a goal with just a few minutes to go to make it 4-3.
Despite the loss, the Green Men proved they can still have fun. They even made a point to hold up a cutout of the Green Man who was guilty of doing a handstand against the glass which got them in trouble with the NHL head office. And just by luck, Predators center Mike Fisher, the husband of country music star Carrie Underwood, got a penalty which means the Green Men were able to dust off their cardboard cutout once again.
