Ding Dong, the douche is dead….
The POTUS announced Sunday night that he paused his DVR marathon of “Parks and Recreation” to tape the news that the U.S. has finally caught up and plugged Bin Laden in the head. A team of highly trained Navy S.E.A.L.S. stormed the compound of Bin Laden and took down the thug.
The assassination of the leader of the evil Taliban is pleasant news for so many people across the world as the last fringes of the backwards terrorist organization starts to fade.
It turns out that Osama bought an iPhone last year and thanks to Apple’s tracking of your device, the CIA was able to pinpoint that Bin Laden was ‘roughing’ it out in a mansion in Pakistan. Way to stick to the good fight, you wuss.
With the news of the departure of Public Enemy #1 here are a few early reactions to the groundbreaking news.
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[...] stormed the compound of Bin Laden and took down the thug. Here’s how various people saw the news of Bin Laden’s death.LeBron calls a reporter’s question ‘retarded’LeBron James isn’t a moron. [...]