Captain’s Log, stardate March 22nd.
The original purveyor of green tail hits the big 80th B-Day. Awesome. The original Captain of the Starship Enterprise, William Shatner, celebrates his 80th Anniversary on Earth today and it’s well deserved. I can only imagine all the kick-ass ways the Shat is celebrating his birthday. There will be strippers, booze, hobos and celebrities dancing the night away.
But I know how Shat will be celebrating his birthday. Don’t tell anyone, but he is going to make love to a mountain. Are you surprised?
