I think there should be a law in war that everything, and I mean everything, has to be delivered by catapults. No airplanes or helicopters. That would make it more interesting. And no weapons, either. You can only attack enemies with sporks. I stay up late at night and think of these things. I should mention that thanks to my own home-made coffee drink (which is a mix of espresso, coffee, Red Bull and meth) that I haven’t slept in 3 weeks.




