I don’t know about you but when I have a package coming to my house shipped via UPS I get a little paranoid. The dudes in brown have let me down before with their antics. Sometimes it’s not knocking and sticking a sticker on the door saying they tried their hardest to deliver or just tossing the box at the door while they’re driving. Once they stuck a huge box, about 2 feet cubed, under my doormat.

I was at a loss for words on that.