Christmas is such a wonderful time of year. It’s when everyone out shopping is in their best mood and traffic is light on the way to the mall. And what better way to spend the holidays than to check out a Christmas parade.

Oh look! There’s Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Looks like the parade planners did a good job and made sure a huge blow up Rudolph balloon could easily go down the streets. I’d hate to see what would happen if there was something that might get in the way….

Well, at least it gives all those kids something to talk about in therapy. They’ll always remember the time when Rudolph was stabbed in the top of the head and killed on Christmas. And of course it just wouldn’t be tragic enough without the version with the audio clip of the Hindenburg disaster.

Roll that beautiful bean footage!