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The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns – BroBible
Pizza and T-shirts. The currency of college. And with every currency, there is a value placed on the T-shirts that any Bro/Brah obtains. This value scale goes all the way from the sad orientation shirts that everyone gets to the highly coveted vintage greek event shirt.

Hipster Dinosaurs – Fork Party
Who knew dinosaurs could be so darn hipster? Trendy and pretentious, here are some little tidbits of advice from our favorite hipster dinosaurs, drawn with crayons by Molly Lewis!

2010 Top Fantasy Football Wide Receivers – The Pigskin Doctors
Receivers, like running backs, are in a state of flux this season. As the best offenses in the NFL continue to spread the ball around, finding consistent options at WR isn’t easy. Beyond the top 15 to 20 receivers, it’s a bit of a crapshoot.

25 Photos That Prove Hipsters Suck – Manofest
Hipsters are the current scourge of American urban society. They’re a scary breed of moronic twenty-something douchebag posers who drink coffee in independently run cafes, only drink in dive bars, listen to “undiscovered” music that is undiscovered for a reason and only watch foreign films all while condemning anything popular.

Real Fun with Fake Weed – The Smoking Jacket
With that said, all bets are off when it comes to the legal stuff. So when the people at TopK2.com sent us a bunch of perfectly legal synthetic marijuana (legal in the state we’re writing this in, anyway) we did what any responsible comedy site would do. We blazed that shit up.

This is what happens when you record a plane’s propellers with a cell phone
Freaky!