3 Quick Rules For Punching People In The Face

Inebriation: The Inception Parody – Next Round
A couple weeks late but better than never for the best Inception parody I’ve seen (and I’ve clearly seen a lot). “It’s only when we sober up that we realize we were actually plastered.”

8 of the Most Awkward Video-Dating Profiles Ever – Asylum.com
Back before the Internet and online personals were born, there was a phenomenon called “video dating.” One of its advantages over today’s methods: it was a lot harder to exaggerate your physical appearance or mislead with those from-above MySpace shots.

Original Scarface Motivational Posters – The Smoking Jacket
The mock-motivational poster craze has been shockingly devoid of examples dedicated to this generation’s Tom Sawyer, a fictional character who’s become a folk hero. Of course we’re talking about Tony Montana: Self-made man, cocaine-fueled menace to society, and title character of Brian DePalma’s 1983 classic Scarface.

How to Make A Game Out of A Movie (That Doesn’t Suck) – Uproxx
It’s a well-known, and generally accepted, rule among gamers: games based on licensed movies are, by and large, steaming half-rotten piles of fecal matter. They’re terrible, generally badly made cash-ins using a license to sell a mediocre game that wouldn’t exist otherwise.

3 Quick Rules For Punching People In The Face – Funny Crave
When it’s time to throw down, will you know what to do? Probably not. You’re pathetic. You punch like a bitch. Real vagina-like. We’d tell you to remove your tampon before you tossed out your fist in an angry fashion, but your maxi pad is obstructing your grasp of the string. Yeah, that’s right! Your punches are so girly that your monthly vaginal discharge can only be suppressed by both a cottony plug and a blood pillow.

Britney Spears’ Tongue: Sexy or Weird? [vid] – Heavy.com
Did you ever notice the thing that Britney Spears does with her tongue in just about every video? You’re about to.

49ers Nate Davis Launches Pass 65 Yards [video] – The Pigskin Doctors
Third string QB launches a sick pass 65-yards from his own endzone.

Queensryche’ s singer is wearing a suspect amount of eyeliner. Speculation, anyone? – Foundry Music
When is too much makeup a problem?

Adult Beverage of the Day: Coconut Water – Liquor.com
Todd Thrasher, bartender at Restaurant Eve in Alexandria, Va., discovered coconut water while visiting El Salvador about six years ago. Since then, he has created several original cocktails using the ingredient, even harvesting his own coconut water from green coconuts behind the bar.

Maybe it’s the Oxy talking or the moonshine hitting in or possibly the hit to the head that happened earlier when I was walking down the….um,…wait.  What?

Whatever….usually I stick pics of hot chicks here but I’m needing something different.  Something fuzzy, warm, and fun. Yes.  I’m talking puppies.