It can’t be that hard to be an NFL Quarterback. I rock the local Flag Football league so me and Peyton are like brothers in arms. It’s not that hard…..when you’re skilled like us.
But, sadly I don’t have the money or the trophy wife and that makes me sad. I punched a hobo in throat on the bus today when I thought about it. It kinda cheered me up and then I got kicked off the bus and that made me sad again. It was like a roller coaster of emotion this morning.
See that hot lady above? That’s Jeff Garcia’s wife and he looks like what would result from Danny Bonaduce and Louis CK mating in a dry river bed. He’s was a good QB so I can’t knock him too bad. But when I saw that this was what he came home to every night I about spat out my Slim Jim.
Anyway, here’s a look at the 10 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of NFL players to make me realize the subtle difference between me and some of those pro guys.