Carmella Decesare

It can’t be that hard to be an NFL Quarterback.  I rock the local Flag Football league so me and Peyton are like brothers in arms.  It’s not that hard…..when you’re skilled like us.

But, sadly I don’t have the money or the trophy wife and that makes me sad. I punched a hobo in throat on the bus today when I thought about it.  It kinda cheered me up and then I got kicked off the bus and that made me sad again.  It was like a roller coaster of emotion this morning.

See that hot lady above?  That’s Jeff Garcia’s wife and he looks like what would result from Danny Bonaduce and Louis CK mating in a dry river bed.   He’s was a good QB so I can’t knock him too bad.  But when I saw that this was what he came home to every night I about spat out my Slim Jim.

Anyway, here’s a look at the 10 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of NFL players to make me realize the subtle difference between me and some of those pro guys.