Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight! This dude has a 121-foot rule to amend the 21-foot rule. That means with one hand grabbing his pants so they don’t fall down and the other holding a knife, you got like 55 seconds to think about what you want to do before he stabs you like a hobo.

Of course, you could just run away from him. We think the 121-foot rule is based on the fact he will have a heart attack if he runs more than that.