According to a spokesperson for the funeral home, the family of David Colon came and asked them to perform funeral services with David mounted on his motorcycle bent over as if he were racing.

We never knew this was an option for when you died. In that case, we change our minds from being buried in a wooden box (so unoriginal) and want to be set up on the couch in a tee shirt and boxers watching television and eating Cheetos.

People might not miss us that much since that’s what we do all day anyway.