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An Israeli man is going to jail for 10 years for thinking outside the box, which we are all for in general. But this dude went a little crazy with the idea.

Nissim Aharon, a former employee at the Israeli defense ministry, was convicted of rape, sodomy, indecent acts and aggravated fraudulent acquisition after tricking women into believing that he was a rabbi whose baby batter was a holy fluid, which by contact could heal body and soul.

Aharon also charged a lot of money for his love butter which just makes him a greedy man-ho. And part of his plea bargain, on top of the jail/probation time, is paying some of the women back their money. Ouch!

“He would give these people different explanations: among others, that a holy scent comes from him, and that his semen is a holy fluid, which by contact could heal body and soul,” the statement said.

He would also claim that his “holiness” could be passed to those who touched him physically, cleansing their bodies, it said.