NASHVILLE – A nice day in the park for Country superstar Taylor Swift turned tragic as she was caught in an open field when a herd of unicorns raced out of control toward her.
Swift was hospitalized but soon released with bruises and 2 minor stab wounds from unicorn horns.
According to officer Conway West, Swift was in the middle of Middleton Park when four unicorns were spooked by glitter from Swift’s dress and started running.
Police were not able to capture the unicorns but Nashville Animal Control were sent to the scene to track the elusive creatures.




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