Pyrotechnic director Michael Bay has accidentally left most of Hollywood without windows and some houses on fire after filming a love scene between Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf for his upcoming movie, “Transformers 3.”
No one was injured in the filming but several people did report burn marks and missing eyebrows.
Authorities are investigating a rumor that Bay may have received a small box of plutonium which may have played a part in the explosion.
His wesbite, MichaelBayBlowsShitUp.com, posted an update today informing citizens of L.A. “My bad. Sorry about the ‘splosions”
Bay also mentioned some or all of the 237 cargo boxes of C4 contained his “Secret Sauce,” a special ingredient only Bay and a few of his workers know about which causes explosions to burn brighter. Authorities believe Bay somehow laced his C4 with plutonium or another similar ingredient.