Ricky Gervais The OfficeDance your way out!

Friendship.  It can be a blessing and a curse.  Over time it is only natural for some people to drift apart.  Some friendships need some help in going their own ways. We’re sure many of you would love to end some of the unnecessary friendships. Those acquaintances you keep out of obligation, pity or the inability to just not answer a God damn email.

Thankfully, Chris Illuminati has the answer for you.  He has devised a list of 10 Ways To Get Rid of a Friend.  Use them wisely for they are effective.