“Captain Stubing?”
“Yes?”
“You remember that movie you made us watch when you were on your
Leonardo DiCaprio kick about that ship and the iceberg ?”
“That iceberg has a name. It’s Kate Winslet and that movie was Titanic.”
“Yes, sir. Anyway, you wanted us to tell you if a situation
came up, like that iceberg, and we could avoid it?”
“Yes. I do. Why”
“Turn the ship right. Full steam”
