It is official. Lane Kiffin has pulled the biggest dick move in the history of the SEC.
Our little town of Knoxville let out a collective “WTF?!” as news of Kiffin and most of his staff leaving the Vols to head to Southern Cal. Some fans are happy with the decision as Kiffin’s abrasive attitude just didn’t fit in with the program.
For the rest of Vol Nation it was a monumental move that left people angry and confused. Kiffin sold his program to the Vols and just like that, *poof*, he is gone. Kinda like Keyser Soze if Keyser Soze was a prick instead of a mobster.
5. Named his last son Knox after Knoxville. Wanted to be able to name his next boy Richard
4. His mentor, Bobby Petrino, recommended the move.
3. Really heading to Los Angeles to be new host of “The Tonight Show”
2. Wanted another challenge. Couldn’t get Vols on probation fast enough; USC much closer to that goal
1. Wanted to prove to Al Davis that he wasn’t a punk-ass, crybaby with no loyalty and zero professional who was just looking for his next job.
Edit: came across this great picture of the Rock on UT campus which accurately depicts how Vols fans are feeling right now. Via Losers With Socks.
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