The end of the world is coming to East Tennessee, in a matter of speaking. A winter storm is coming and they are calling for 3-6 inches. Tragic, isn’t it?

We know Northerners are used to snow fall but down here we’re not. People flip the Hell out and for some reason the first thing they do is head to the grocery store and only buy 3 things: bread, milk, and eggs. It’s kinda freaky. You’d think maybe some bottled water or TP would be sold out but try buying bread before a snowstorm and you’ll be out of luck.

So, while Knoxville prepares for what someone from Pennsylvania might call a ‘dusting’ of snow, here are some links to keep you warm.

Celebrities: Artie Lange stabs himself in a suicide attempt : AfroJacks

Funny :  Lady Forgets She’s Not At Burger King  :  Tasty Booze

Funny : Newspaper misunderstanding  : Deaddog

Sports: 10 Fictional Sporting Events We’d Pay Good Money to Attend : Funny Crave

Funny :  Just another day on the school bus, rolling over mailboxes into a ditch with a dozen screaming kids : Foundry Music

Women :  30 years of sexy ladies: THE FINALS : Guyism

Tech : The Official iPhone App is out for Break.com! : All Left Turns

Funny: An Infographic Look Back at Historically Great Sex Scandals : MadAtoms

Sports: Top 10 NFL Players Who Wear Number 10 : The Pigskin Doctors

Tech: Control a Helicopter with your iPhone: Mashable

Funny :  Saruman The White Makes A Metal Concept Album: Gamma Squad

Funny : The Creepiest, Strangest and Most Depressing TV Commercials : URLesque

Geek : Superhero Versions of 80s Album Art by Cliff Chiang : Comics Alliance

Funny : The Ultimate Fish Punching Reality Show! : Atom.com

Movies: 20 Stupid Star Wars Character Names : Gunaxin

Society: 5,000 newly fat booted from “beautiful people only” website for holiday weight gain : The Bachelor Guy

Women: Molly Sims Tries To Put Viagra Out Of Business : Don Chavez

Animals : Animals, Funny 20 Moments In Animal Awesomeness : Banned in Hollywood

Celebrities : Michael Cera: Mind Murderer : Next Round