Goodbye 2009 and Good Riddance
One of the craziest years on our books is over. Finally. Someone tap 2009 on the shoulder because it’s time to come out of the game. As the world gathers this week to celebrate the beginning of the new decade we are wondering about the status of our world.
Will our economy bounce back? Will vampire movies still be run into the ground? Will Tiger Woods recover? These are just some of the things on our mind as we take a look back at some of the best and worst of 2009 and reflect.
Maybe it’s the moonshine, but we’re feeling a little nostalgic.
We’d like to point out that the movie 2010 with Roy Scheider was full of crap. We are no where near the ability to cruise around the moons of Jupiter much less have crazy-ass computers going on killing sprees or have the technology to give John Lithgow a full head of hair.
It’s all a crock!
Since we can’t go into space or fly around the city in our hovercar or personal jet pack, we are forced to stay here on Earth and take the best that society has to offer. And by society we mean the Internet. Pop culture had a big year in 2009 and here’s some of the highlights over the last 12 months.
December 2009: Japanese Nurse Prank
November 2009: And the Tiger Woods Scandal Begins
October 2009: Five Reasons Chicago Was Rejected For 2016 Olympic Games
September 2009: Rejected Titles of Sarah Palins New Book
August 2009: From Hell: Christian-Newsom Murder Trial Begins In Knoxville
July 2009: Why is Captain Kirk Climbing a Mountain?
June 2009: 5 Best Zach Galifianakis Moments
May 2009: Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory: You Sir Just Blew My Mind
April 2009: Great Japanese Fluorescent Light Fights
March 2009: Padma Lakshmi Sexy Hardee’s Burger Commercial
February 2009: Lily Allen Performing in Blue Lingerie
January 2009: Johnny Knoxville detained for inert grenade at airport






