Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

This is the last weekend you have to buy your best friend or favorite family member that Dick Towel you’ve been longing for.  It’s hard to believe it is only a week until Christmas and only a few weeks away from 2010.

Growing up we had huge expectations for that year.  Mainly because they had the  balls to make a movie about it and claim we’d be doing awesome stuff like living on the Moon or visiting Jupiter or having kick-ass robots like HAL going ape-shit and killing people.

Sadly we have none of that yet.  We’re still just a bunch of dumb monkeys stuck on Earth…

• Local News.  We’re so Proud! A drunk four year old steals Christmas presents with a beer in hand
• Merry Christmas! The Ultimate Sexy Christmas Gallery:  Gunaxin
• The 10 most rotten TV kids of all-time:  Guysim
• The Holidays 10 Worst Stocking Stuffers:  Funny Crave
• The Simpsons debuted 20 years ago today

• Jaguars Mascot Jaxson Gets Stuck on Zip-line Above Field: Backporch Fanhouse
• And we’re not on it? The 10 biggest a**holes of the decade:  Chris Illuminati
• Fucking Hilarious! Your Christmas Tree’s Twitter Page:  Maxim Magazine
• Dan Lebatard Speaks With Uncle Luke About ESPN Doc, “The U’”:  The Smoking Section
• Jersey Protesters Fight Stereotypes:  Warming Glow
• MTV Spokesman Defends “Jersey Shore” (And Guidos) : Comedy.com

• Terrible Gifts for the MMA Fan:  Heavy.com
• Depressing Nativity Scenes: URLesque
• Sweet! Fans of the Hangover check out Breaks “Hangover Hotel” Enter your e-mail address to win a Flip Mino HD cam:  Break.com
• Forget Online Dating and Speed Dating, now there’s Group Dating:  The Bachelor Guy
• Batman Through Time: Bruce Wayne Hangs with Jesus, Lincoln, and 80s Breakdancers: Comics Alliance

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