Dana Scully X FilesIt’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s a Turtle balloon?!

Some rather intoxicated Canuckleheads are on a boat in one of the big bodies of water. They think it might be the Pacific.

Then comes along a UFO. For Realsies.

A lot of people think it’s just a balloon or possibly a gassy Rosie O’Donnell but we’ll never know. Or will we.