Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

After months of struggling to find an appropriate leader for the failing GOP it looks like there is some light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks to the power of The Onion, we have footage of the Republican Party gearing up a reanimated corpse of former President Ronald Reagan.

The Zombie Reagan is expected to do well in D.C. since no one represents the party better than a 100-year old dead man.