By now you are knee deep in disgruntled family members bickering over dry turkey and preaching to you about your crappy job, lack of a girlfriend, clothes, haircut, and fact that being put on a sex offender list for public urination is still being on a sex offender list.

Pervert!

Getting your hobo on

So sit back, eat until you puke, and watch football [even though it's the Detroit Lions because it gets you out of talking to your Uncle Randy] and then get up early in the morning for some Black Friday sales. Yup. It’s Thanksgiving again!

So sit back and have a laugh at some Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey!

Hat tip to Comedy.com for the video link