Gary really, really wants you to buy a mattress.
He’s even willing to stoop so low as to offend you to get your business. We’re not sure if that’s a good business tactic.
Gary’s Mattress, home of the best deal on a mattress….if you’re willing to put up with Gary.
[...] Gary’s Mattress. Home of the Insanely Racist [...]
i’d like to take him up on that last offer
The address isn’t even real. The store does not and has never existed.
Oh, gee, that’s a real surprise.
i would shop there if he really existed
Relax, PCers, it’s called humor…..