Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

‘Tis the season to be Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggh!

Customs officials at the Los Angeles Harbor received a shipment from China and they found 316,000 bongs and pipes.

Turns out someone was trying to get sneaky with the Feds and listed the bongs and pipes, worth around $2 million, as “Christmas Ornaments.”

Well, we argue, they technically can be used for that but we’re thinking that’s not a popular theory with the customs officers.

The package arrived a month ago but was seized Tuesday at the Los Angeles/Long Beach port complex. The manifest listing the cargo’s contents said Christmas ornaments were inside. They were addressed to someone in L.A. County.

Gamez said no arrests have been made, and an investigation is pending. She said that it is illegal to import, export or sell drug paraphernalia in the United States and that all the items would be destroyed.

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